Nucasol

I like that. Simple, effective, subtle piping.

Weird club.

What team is that? Kill it with fire, throw them out the league and shoot the Nike creators who came up with that monstrosity.

Interesting Chelsea have made no effort to hijack this given they own Strasbourg.

More wasted Saudi money handed to a rival. Their vanity league is a fucking joke.

Not that I recall.

White t-shirt, black t-shirt Spurs numbers again. Would loathe anything by Nike.

Glue Van Nistelrooy.

Biffo the Cockold.

Wang Chung’s Dance Hall Days as the entrance music.

What can I say, I like the tie in between a blood sucking, miserable, profit before human capital organisation and their peers from the Alien universe.

In a non-Guehi world, this fits the profile we should be after. Right age, right pedigree, right price. We could actually create a better squad with a couple of signings like this and still go big on the Pedro’s.

Didn’t realise there’s only until Monday for some book balancing. Let’s see who shits themself and blinks first.

A Korea best payday you might say…

Daddy Howe?

Ouch. To be fair, one of the things journos have been briefing on is exactly this, continental clubs trying to take PL clubs’ eyes out with valuations.