Nucasol

Disagree. Second striker to cover Isak is miles higher priority. With no Wilson I wouldn’t want to be relying on Osula and Gordon picking up the slack in a 50-60 game season (38 PL, 8 CL minimum, 2 each in the FA and League cups - could realistically be as high as 38, 12, 5 and 5).

Another one in for Cruella De Boehly’s puppy farm, he loves his young lads. Wonder when he’s going to skin them all for the Buffalo Bill style suit: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cx2n07rlnz9o

What’s up with the badge?

Hamming it up for their last year.

Absolutely shit that.

Bloom’s spreadsheet nonces and Foley’s equivalent at Bournemouth will never be big clubs. Their fans have the passion levels of a building society AGM.

Prefer link 2. That’s a top I could get behind.

Tell me about it. I spent 7 years living down there, absolute ball bags. Generally preferred the Derby fans.

Two European Cups marra.

Striker? Can’t flog Isak to breaking point again for another season.

Puke absolutely. He’ll be hugely salty he’s at the back of the queue for this one.

So close…

Alreet, think we’ve outed Chris Waffle’s secret account.

PSR friendly price but get the sense he’d be a stopgap rather than a long term Fab replacement. Antonio Silva is the boy but you just know those West London wankmuffins will swoop in and add £50k a week to his wages the moment we agree a fee.

Shingle shithouse of a beach.

@TBG mentioned last year’s equivalent release was September.

Charles “Soggy Biscuit” De Ketelaere.

Physical enough to cope with the PL would be my big question. Always felt he looked a little fragile.

So now trying to pawn their Bomb Squad on everyone for more trinkets, instead of cash. Hopefully other clubs steer well clear and let them marinade in their own shite.

Genuine sharp intake of breath when I saw that. Absolutely horrible news.

Are we in the phase of when they sing about him having a large appendage? Or when they racially abuse his mam at the match? Can’t quite keep up.

Chris “Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V” Waugh?

Dry as our transfer bath.

Bland by name; fucking useless liar by nature.