Nucasol

Only the 2nd most embarrassing flag association with NUFC:

“Tojo, General Tojo, General Tojo, Tojo’s got no limits…”

It’s all cool. As long as we lock away his “General Yamashita’s black and white army flag” for the upcoming visit to Singapore, we should be golden.

Lovely. Can see the embarrassing headlines in the Daily Heil coming out way. Just have played safe by just having 2 minutes of digs at the 5 Steve’s of the Apocalypse.

Blubber of a blue whale but skin as thick as toilet paper.

Sack whoever in the Vietnamese, Bangladeshi or Pakistani sweat shop made that for 50p an hour.

Deutschland calling. Then Boehly’s pack of freaks can sign him from Leverkusen / Dortmund / RB Leipzig for £80m in 12 months time.

Absolute state of Ryder. How he can be classed as a professional journalist makes a mockery of the whole trade.

You forgot to show his naked posters of Boehly and Egbahli on the walls. Primark Merchant.

Quit jerkin around and get the range released, primed and ready.

Am primed to fight all to the death for the Originals range. This latest batch is just delicious.

The NUFC way, we spent last summer taking the piss out of Man Utd doing similar with Branthwaite.

When media reports were saying he never had any real interest 🤷🏻‍♂️

Tore out my pocket like the alien through John Hurt’s chest

He’ll just go and casually drop another £200m.

Suggs is devastated.

2 minutes and 7 seconds of Geordification? I’ll put money on that they’ll spontaneously combust like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Real time video of racist Keith the moderator:

If not, we riot.

No, hammer the stupid cunt at every opportunity. He took his £8m worth of blood money, he can cry himself to sleep on it whilst we get our digs in.

Filing for bankruptcy in advance, but fuck me I’m going to look NUFC dapper like.

The only Di Marzio worth his salt is Ciro. The rest are all imposters.

Mr Serena Williams bought 10% for £20m as a favour to his private equity backers which Chelsea then used to inflate the value.

A torrent of absolute horseshit. Anyone citing Bailey as a source needs binning to the Twitter nonsense/nonces thread. Otherwise known as Burnsie’s Banter Bin.