Nucasol

Tosin on his way to Nice then? Todibo to NUFC is on.

Get fucked. Unless £25m of that is contingent on us winning the quadruple for three successive seasons, I’d rather us go hunting for something more pragmatic financially.

Shouldn’t be going any higher than that.

Didn’t know Greta Thunberg was in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

I had to switch off at that point.

Steve the Nonce. Poor Holly Blades.

TBF there is precedent with the likes of Januzaj and Macheda.

Hoijlund to PSG?

Tino Livramento, Tino LIvramento, na na na na, na na na na

The old Pearson Prostate Exam.

“Get Gingaland match on…”

Man Chebs on him like

Adam P carved up like a piece of wafer thin Prosciutto.

Howay Barnezinho where the fuck is the big reveal?

Brazil is still there, face ever expanding and the shade of an over-cooked ham shank. Parry has been axed. I think the embarrassment of the Cinnamon Challenge was too much:

Much like the other TalkSPORT deviant, The Moose.

Would be D.Lighted with that.

Think we’ll do it at that price. Same as Botman, same as Badiashille.

He’s far more in the Romano ‘comment when it’s nearly done’ than in the Ornstein bracket of transfer breakers. He also comes across as an insufferable dick on TalkSport.

A.K.A Crook of shit

Had this one down as the same as “Lets go fucking mental” “Tino Livramento, Tino Livramento, na na na na, na na na naaaa” With accompanying beer shower.

No chance we either want or need Gallagher.

Fucking revolting that.

Should be third - thought they had Travers and another keeper already.

Citeh filling their FFP boots this summer. Lad to Southampton, Trafford to Burnley and now Borge. At least £45m pure profit. Hoy in Mahrez, Bernardo Silva and Gundogan’s wages and their quids in. Basically flogging Laporte and the three kids means they can buy Gvardiol. Then they’ve still got the rest of the money sitting there to replace the other three.