Nucasol

Which is fine in principle but we’re now in a world where a strange set of financial handcuffs can create the need for fire sales or risk European lockout which, in a circular reference, probably means letting your best players leave for potential trigger clauses. Unlike all the other cunts any deal we do with a Saudi club will be drilled into amidst huge gnashing of teeth and caterwauling.

Another L for Team Wraith

Judging by the hypertension, evidently not.

Darn right. Mucho Bueno.

No Bueno.

GAMMON

His face is the colour palette of Tony from Total Recall:

Cunt looks like something out of Star Trek.

Mick’s leftovers after receiving his order of “Desi Bhabis go wild for BBC”.

Auto-correct changed it to ‘Muck Lowest’ - should have stuck with that.

Mick Lowes having a mare of a Tuesday:

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Also pure FFP profit so an ideal candidate to bridge the gap.

Primark Aaron Lennon. Deserves to be at the shitpit that is Goodison.

If we could over-inflate his fee and flog him for his November peak value that would be ideal before he regresses back to the “Dog chasing a balloon” Miggy variant, that would be nice. Sadly other than Saudi and other PL clubs, no one else could pay that. Think he was once linked to Atletico Madrid which is the only non-UK link I’ve seen.

Getting yourself a Piz of the action, I like it.

Would love him to sign but Burnsie’s chef’s kiss of approval was all over the Maddison deal. He flogged that horse as a done deal for weeks and months. He’s at Spurs. He’s even worse than Casey which is some going. Not quite as bad as Luke Edwards though, must be hard being officially trolled by the club as it’s official stalking horse and smokescreen.

Burnsie the fucking mentalist. Should definitely be added to the Twitter bullshit thread. You can file under “never going to happen” now that grifting prick has endorsed it.

Ings looks as impressed as I do.

Begging you please

Pretty much a stack of cunts who time and time again have had too little meaningful punishment. Their 2006 relegation and points deduction should have put them out of commission for years but they kept so many of their big players they were back in the Champions League by 2008. By 2011 they were winning 9 Scudettos in a row. Now they’re pretty much designing the constructs of their own punishment for book rigging.

Messages from beyond the grave.

They’re such a bunch of hobos and hillbillies. Savages if I’m being brutally honest.

I’d agree to a sell on but not the buy back shenanigans.

One year left on his deal. If I was Eddie I’d genuinely be pushing for it - fits the profile perfectly. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/taylor-harwood-bellis/profil/spieler/503977