Nucasol

They talked about if they sold Osula they’d have to buy another Osula type - I’d say he’s an upgrade over the player we bought from Sheffield United.

Like when they had terms agreed with Isak. How’d you like dem apples boyz?

“HE ONLY WANTS CHELSEA” (C) The Ziti Zoophiliac

Ben Jacobs begging to Todd to let him break the news.

Absolute fucking no mark, piss off.

Off to Strasbourg, then loaned to 9 other clubs per the Rent Boys Sporting Club model. Or NUFC where he can have a crack at the first team.

Probably don’t want to pay the Patacucci Pegger his shilling tariff, utter fucking scumbag that he is.

None of the usual shills were anywhere near it, including that snivelling lickspittle Jacobs.

Good enough, old enough. See messrs Buffon and Donnarumma.

Spanish media side - El Chiringuito - so probably the equivalent of Alex Crook and Ben Jacobs’ mutual fluffing session on TalkSport. La Revista de los Fluffers.

Linked with Natas from Real Betis. CB, rumoured £35m price tag. Us, Juventus and Barca named as interested but he wants to play CL next season.

Fak’s Crack Shak.

Problem is he’s at Blue Co FC’s “B” Team, so they’ll just steal him for the London A team.

“Today this could be…the AIDSest day of our lives”

Un ligue de fermiers?

Ligue Un regular and winner by that point.

Preach brother. Can’t stand the cunts.

Smart. Identified quickly and stole a march on everyone else. Hate these poxy data dickwads.

I Got Fingerblasted by ET