Nucasol

Fucking weird bloke. Suits their fanbase well. Regularly see him skulking around Oxford, the simian looking motherfucker.

Switched on. Went to the netty to be sick. Fuck this Yank shite.

Yep. As long as Barca flog him for a profit and we get some extra bunce, we’re good.

Or miserable wankers.

Nepotism Forever Spawn of Birds of a Feather No talent of your own

They’ll be fine in a 40-50 game season if we get them back up. Going into near 60 game season and continuing to rush them back into 90 minutes has been our fuck up.

True Fraudy.

Engagement grift going strong I see.

Basically smashing the Swedish rat in the face with a kettlebell and pissing on his shattered body. Very much a marker from the club, wonder if it brings Tonali’s shitbag agent into line a bit.

Hopefully Jacobs is sat on a really uncomfortable chair between two people who stink of mal odour.

Pep’s Rohypnol football.

Reverse cowgirl.

Fucking love anything to do with these weirdo cunts being suplexed into the dirt.

CWarr07?

Been something that’s discussed since February.

“Put the nut on me now you old cunt…”

Thought it was a face swap with Lewis Miley.

Lewd messages to Michelle Collins?

Mein gott, dumbkopfs.

Marginal gains. Maybe losing the goatee gains him a split second of pace.

I’d have to take a bulk consignment of zinc tablets and eat 300 oysters but the sight of seeing him not in an NUFC shirt would be worth the friction burns.