Nucasol

Fucking AI lad

Pep patronisingly lecturing him on the pitch before taking time out to spit all over the centre circle and put more scratches on his face than Pinheed from Hellraiser.

Friday afternoon reflection with a pint: Seeing all the early movement by Liverpool, Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal and now Man City with Cherki, it’s sad this transfer window charade where the cartel clubs get first dibs on all the talent by blasting everyone else out of the water. Spurs will no doubt pile in to complete the set by snapping up Guehi, Eze and/or Dibling just to put the upstarts back in their place. This season has been a genuine bloody nose for a few of them but, like *Star Wars analogy* the Empire after the first Death Star got blown up, it looks like they come back picking everyone else off with their loaded-dice gains and infrastructure. The hard work for us is boxing them out. After the last bloody nose in 2015-16 with Leicester winning the league, they all regrouped and no one made the top 4 again until us in 22/23 - though Leicester narrowly missed out with two 5th places around COVID - and look at them now for doing it. Hoping Eddie, Nickson and co can keep the miracles going as without the new stadium and revenue streams, we’re still in a different buying pool and approach to the Cartel.

Bournemouth, Brighton and Palace would be the dream relegation. Decimate the southern coast nonces and kick Parish in the face. West Ham could be a dark horse. In reality it’ll be the three Championship deadweights going back down.

Hoorah. Another maverick talent for Guardiola to crush the imagination out of 🥳

Welcome Bryan Mbeumo. Or not, given the comments by @Disco’s favourite person Thomas Frank.

Would love him to be an even more expensive Kunt Havertz, barrelling off back to the Bundesliga and leaving the Scousers with a reverse Coutinho situation.

Hummel? Humming more like.

They’ll be foaming that their precious club weren’t invited to the Club World Cup jamboree but the “new money filth” like Chelsea and Man City got a ticket. ‘Above us only sky’ and all that.

Those sweet sweet Floridian dividends. Glazers going Tampa Bay Rowdy for the sack of filthy lucre heading their way.

@Shays Given Tim Flowers RN

Absolutely ridiculous fee for a 30 year old. Man Utd are right to rip the Saudi’s arm off for that sort of cash. Ultimately it’s all spreadsheets not soul these days.

Cracking thread - thanks @Marko NUFC for picking up the baton on this one.

Ramsdale is an absolute ADHD riddled liability and I’d prefer to keep Popey or Dubz than squander millions of precious funds on him. We should be aspiring to pass Arsenal, not take one of their failure signings.

Trafford - good vibes. DCL - piss stained mattresses across N-O.

That’s how I felt getting off the tube yesterday. Hot sweaty mess.

Of course it isn’t. Delap will be slipped nicely into his kennel ready for next season, next door to Ekitike, Jackson and Emegha. They can say hello and bark at each other through the mesh fence of their runs. Marc Guiu has unfortunately had to be put to sleep as they couldn’t afford his Wafcol feed anymore.

Six points taken off Wolves? Pretty sure they were a solid Top 10 in points gained after they jettisoned Gary O’Neil. Again, the Mackems have been away from the top flight too long that they don’t understand anything going on other than our games which they obsessively slavver on about.

They’re linked with Gyokeres this morning. Uncle Infantino’s Crooked Cash Club Cup and the PL’s blind eye turning to past agent bungs from Abramovic and accounting loopholes allowing the soulless player puppy farm to continue their carousel fraud.

This is gold. Starring Todd Boehly as Jeffrey Epstein and John Terry as Prince Andrew.

Wasn’t he on an obscene amount though from original free agency? £200k a week? Doubt Sir James will be shifting his grinchometer to fund that.

Have a feeling that he may have an enormous sense of regret in 12 months time. Fatter bank balance but less rewarding career. Puppy Mill FC will chew him up and spit him out when they see fit.