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It’ll be like that video of the robot tripping over the marathon start line.

Any cunt with a pretentious football terminology name like Regista is instantly invalidated. Even Gemini knows the score.

McManaman Alexander-Arnold Konate Florentino “El Serpiente” Perez inviting Liverpool onto the Bosman Bangbus for another brutalising.

Bird shilling for Daily Heil after being a Mirror writer and Labour Party member / activist is a canny volte-face.

Find Farley about as amusing as a colonoscopy without lube or anaesthesia.

As soft as Matty T’s skin after an E45 bath.

The wholly moralistic champion of the people wouldn’t possibly do that…

What-a-mistake-a-to-make-a

Who is the Pappadelle Pesterer linking us to now?

So a Reverse Lloyd Kelly?

https://www.givemesport.com/why-ethan-nwaneri-dropped-marseille-arsenal-loan-form/

Snivelling little cheat prick.

Not really. I tend to give Douglas and Waugh a swerve on anything transfer related. Waugh’s general NUFC articles are often a good read. Downie and Luke get the occasional one right, as you know, but unfortunately the Prophet of Doom, No Hope, appears the person with the best contact into the club.

Our team of dedicated writers, including David Ornstein, will take you inside the market to explain the deals being worked on in what promises to be an extremely busy transfer window. This includes the players who could arrive and the ones on their way out, across the Premier League and beyond in a World Cup summer. Waugh’s article fits the brief but is about as dynamic as my ACL’d knee.

Creepy Eckhart looks like a gimpy Bond mid-tier villain.

Full Limmy vibes (DBD, DD) and they’re massively playing the heel here.

It’s generally the handshake clubs do with UEFA to get heavily reduced fines. In a non-European year it makes complete sense to balance player trading. Also by 27/28 I’d be hopeful of seeing one or two of these much vaunted youngsters starting to knock on the first team door too, so hopefully less investment needed if we do have to bulk squad places out for European football.

I’m sure I’ve read that exact same article three weeks running with a very minor tweak. For all Waugh’s good points around tactical analysis, transfer tattle is very much on his “must do better” list.

No Hope is the worst. Deservedly roundly disliked amongst the press corps and club.

They’re going to keep Eckhart aren’t they? The bent cunts.

Nazi rag in sensationalist shocker.

As grim IRL.

Haven’t Chelsea still got 7 keepers on the books?