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Simon Bird (you cunt) is the author.

The McMahon one in the Cup Final. More Vince than Steve!

Mr Newcastle United for me. What he gave to the club is immeasurable.

Is this another Burnsie Burner account?

Chelsea are interested in 17-year-old attacker Mikkel Bro Hansen, whose contract at Bodo/Glimt runs until 2027, but Newcastleand Manchester City are also monitoring the Danish teen. (Caught Offside) Moroccan Real Betis winger Abde Ezzalzouli, 24, has emerged as a possible replacement for former Newcastle forward Anthony Gordon - with Tottenham and Aston Villa also interested. (Sport - in Spanish)

For years my sister believed me when I told her Gabrielle lost her eye at school when she fell on a pencil. Apparently it’s just a bong eye.

Bald fraud.

Piano key toothed chump 🤣🤣🤣

As shit as the one he took v us.

Almost as bad as Gyokeres and Madueke.

“Tight and cagey” = Fletcher-speak for Devoid of any quality whatsoever

Very whistle happy. Just let it ride a bit.

Arsenal haven’t taken a corner yet ergo haven’t been in the game.

Barcalo with the final touch of Jimmy Savile in Stoke Mandeville.

Have Set Piece FC been given and Been able to take a corner yet?

Arsenal choking harder here than Andrew Tate.

Stuck in a box with them, you’d smash the complimentary Heineken bottles into Whitehall’s face.

Hard to see when they’re just leathering the ball fifty foot high in the air to Havertz.

This football terrorism is the equivalent of a Bin Laden and Samantha Lewthwaite love child.

Presumably not cutting the mustard today?

Fucking weird bloke. Suits their fanbase well. Regularly see him skulking around Oxford, the simian looking motherfucker.

Switched on. Went to the netty to be sick. Fuck this Yank shite.