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Reckon he’s off to Liverpool, especially as they’ve missed out on Bellingham.

Temporary blindness caused by excessive wanking to plumpers on OnlyFans.

Did it for the Summer Rumble boxing a few times. If it hasn’t changed, I imagine you’ll enjoy all the pictures of various players scoring against NUFC in there, the bitter twats.

I imagine portly Eden still haunts the dreams of their recruitment team. Big fan of the patatas bravas.

Linked with Bayern via Tuchel.

10 point deduction for the Ev please.

Allardyce picking up £500k for a month’s work. Plenty more pints of wine and round the world cruises with unlimited buffets incoming…

He looked awful last night, stay well clear.

Didn’t he get sacked after a dozen games in his next job?

Lads will be back round Majestics in no time (if it hadn’t burned down and reopened as something completely different).

Can we extract the one at the mackems? Feels so wrong.

Joe White and Jay Turner-Cooke have hardly been a glowing endorsement. Can’t take issue with Kell Watts as he’s been injured most of the year.

Just the Everton thing. Although Leicester getting clear so they’re on the beach by the time our game comes around would be nice.

Got zero confidence in Sham-eobi picking the right loan club for him. Seems to pick them out a hat rather than look at the Brighton approach of data analysis, style of play, pastoral care. The Anderson success of as because Barton asked him as a mate. Sooner he’s binned and someone competent comes in the better.

It happens - saw a fair amount of shit between north and south of Tyne Mags down the years, none worse than the radgies in Magaluf when we went away to play Real Mallorca.

Absofuckinglutely.

Eriksen on the way out? Basically the same position.

Hopefully Toney adds a few v Liverpool so less bothered if Wilson catches him.

The last month for him has become his own highlight reel of Mike Hooper Bloopers.

I’ve gone 7 - think Leeds will scab a draw.

And bias from officials. It’s been fairly shocking this season to see when you’re actually looking more keenly at their games rather than just focusing on the shit show at the bottom.

Agreed. The local tv catchment area might have been Tyne-Tees but they’re about as big a rival for Newcastle as Hull are to Leeds.

I think Villa are just starting to run out of steam now.

Listening to Klopp’s abuse of Tierney, I desperate for us to beat those loathsome pricks to Top 4.

So Villa 11 behind with 12 points left to play for and a shite goal difference. They’ll be out of it by next weekend when they draw v Wolves. If Spurs don’t beat Liverpool it’s the same for them - 10 or 11 behind with 12 to play for. If Liverpool don’t beat Spurs, it’s 11 or 12 behind with 15 to play for. Brighton are 13 behind with 21 to play for. However, their run in is Man Utd, Man City, us, Arsenal and Villa, with gimmes vs Everton and Southampton.