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Woodman’s a fucking slob. Like Jay’s dad from The Inbetweeners.

Third highest given Coutinho probably hit none of his contingent clauses at Barcelona:

Mbappe, Neymar, Coutinho, Felix, Griezmann - Fernandez would be around the Felix / Griezmann mark.

He can if Maddison and someone else come in.

Apparently first stage is a horse race

Rapey Tatey.

Get fucked for 40m.

Fantastic - won’t be pinging one in from 25 yards against us at the Etihad this season.

Juve 0-2 Monza. They’ll be up to their guts in sluts.

What a MASSIVE bellend.

No thanks. Riddled by injuries after he spannered himself playing for England.

Poor Connor left to rot on the shelf in Todd ‘The Collector’ Boehly’s Emporium of Midfielders.

Loan fee sorted there plus £150k off the wage bill. Not to mention Wood’s potential transfer fee.

He’ll end up back at Palace. Plenty of opportunities to hinder Chelsea’s rivals in the run in, local to Cobham etc.

This. Great opportunity for Shelvey to get extended ‘Shelv life’ in the Premier League, great chance for us to clear the books of the fringe players who will become surplus to requirements on our accelerated trajectory. The risk of him triggering that extension and another £70k a week contract, at a time we need capacity in wages:turnover, is too great. Ritchie, Lascelles, Fraser, Lewis, Manquillo, Krafth, Gillespie, Darlow - all “has been” or “never will be” players now.

Cunt arguing with himself again? I thought space cadet Burnsie was both accounts.

Luke Frederick Edmund Edwards?

How’s the bacon bits did you say?

Agreed. Don’t think we can rely on his aging frame to hold up. He’s been playing regularly since 16 at Charlton and Football’s equivalent of Father Time is heading his way with his scythe. Also he’s missed way more than 11 games.

How’s the bacon did you say?

He’s an odd cunt.