Nucasol

For the money they’re paying us, no fucks given.

Has he been starting regularly under Tuchel? Can see Tommy T raiding his former manor for one of their 12 centre halves.

Used to see him on the train to some away days, looked like he’d spent the night kipping behind the bins out the back of Spoons.

Like it but screams the Castore sweatshops absolutely fucking up the lines between main shirt body and sleeves. Given the couldn’t stitch a collar on the last one there’s no hope aligning those black and white stripes.

Half decent effort there.

Brentford. Hunger to turn it around at half time and kick on to beat a team whose only other home defeat was to Arsenal in September was when I felt it was legitimately real.

And a cup final to boot. Anyone saying we’d do that pre season and I’d have pegged them as off their tits on Monkey Dust.

Man City linked heavily with Mac Allister this morning. What could be a great 24 hours could get even better if they harpoon the “mighty Liverpool’s”deal for him.

Sumptuous. Man willing to torpedo his own credibility and become a meme for a quick dig at “the sports washers”.

Banning order in the post, the absolute Jonah.

Was sat biting his lip for a whole four minutes before the absolute melt launched into a sports washing rant.

Sky Sports doing their best to try pissing on our parade here - Sky Sports News talking about how Bruno should have been sent off and Miguel Delaney on as co-guest.

“Smashed it” in no doubt.

Prick of an agent giving him poor career advice too.

How many officials has Stropp not ranted about?

Rubbing Cock is another garbage Leeds signing - they’ve got so much dross in that squad, particularly now Meslier is a broken shell.

Big Scam.

Let’s get it done tomorrow. Southampton folding against Brighton like a deckchair on the beach. Liverpool could quite easily put 5 or 6 past them so goal difference isn’t a protection.

Pretty sure he’ll be turning out for Brighton tomorrow.

Think Leeds get 2 draws. Spurs will have a reaction next week.

Champion, the horrible hockling Scouse twat.

Liver-rules are that Merseyside clubs get to play until they score.

Complete turnaround but happy for him to stay. By this time next Sunday he could have 20 goals this season, phenomenal given his post WC slump.

They’re not really though are they.