Nucasol

Fancy Wor Sven would be Ajax.

BoehlyBall

#Worchest

Will be great for when they go doon.

Definitely but Moshiri would be taking tips straight from the MASH playbook. Case study being the Andy Carroll deal.

Smacks of Ashley tactics. He’s trained us well!

Pretty much that: £25 up front and £17m in add ons.

He’s got nee knees.

#ToonBound

I think Dubs might still get a late loan move. So Neek Pope-Karius-Gillespie.

Loveable little japesters.

Fixed it for you, marra.

I’m sure Uncle Kia has some totally above board deals ready for Moshiri and Kenwright.

That’s more like it Todd. Chelsea fans are hurting for some more transfer squirting.

Yep - thought it was the 10% cut mentioned above.

Sieg Heil Hennessey?

Botman as a case in point.

Toffees melted.

How the fuck? I’d much rather be all over that than Gordon.

Why is no one taking a punt on Wee Ryan Fraser?

Fell asleep early and his mates Pritt-Sticked some hair to his face.

That Maddison money…

Fresneda to Arsenal.

All 27 of Kufs Wagey’s followers cheering with delight at that one.