Nucasol

Creative. Has any club ever utilised the sheer power ballad beauty of Bonnie Tyler in a chant before?

Chris concurs.

First Carabao Cup game you’ll be sat there like Sam Neill in Event Horizon:

Slightly worried he was shopping at Dalton Park, mackem heartlands down there marra.

Sound the H-Ornstein, it’s on!

28. Lolzies.

Charon Barnes.

That would genuinely make it worthwhile. I don’t think he’ll ever peak past that value.

Gerrard looks like a waxwork.

Full works ordered.

Genius! If anything shows the overinflated value of international caps it’s that. And Harry Maguire / Eric Dier.

Both Fabinho and Neves had run their contracts down, it would have probably cost them a fraction of the fee to buy their own contracts out under Article 17. Nowhere near accurate value, regardless of caps. Suddenly the Saudis decide to get business savvy with ASM who has 3 years on his contract?

It’s robbing us out of another £15m of profit. We paid £20m as a gamble for ASM and only cover our money back in a period where fees have significantly inflated. Don’t think so, it’s shit business sense.

€25m is a joke given the Neves and Fabinho fees. Payment terms mean fuck all unless it’s another €15m in bonuses and add ons.

That pure FFP profit would be nice.

Burnley in-house media definitely on mushrooms like.

And how did it all work out for Bellamy: https://www.givemesport.com/craig-bellamy-bankrupt-what-has-happened-to-former-liverpool-man-city-striker/

I think at £30-£40m a PL club might make a late move for him. That’ll test whether the wages are a more important factor than playing in a European major league. Everton or Palace would have been natural homes for him but the former are skint and Zaha looks to be resigning for the latter. Villa want Diaby and are relatively stocked there. West Ham have the cash but Moyes is probably too pragmatic to have him in his system. Brentford and Brighton prefer money ball bargains. Fulham, Forest, Bournemouth, Luton, Sheffield United? Nah.

Like Burnsie would know. Needs to stick to being sodomised by space creatures as he knows fuck all about incoming and outgoing NUFC transfer deals.

Sooner be deaf than listen to the cretins on that podcast. Anything Wraith touches is a steaming pile of horseshit.

Katie Cutler sorted him out with new digs? Supplies all the Barnes’ with accommodation.

Harvey Barnes, Harvey Barnes, running down the wing; Harvey Barnes, Harvey Barnes, makes Maxi’s fanboys sting; Back of the net, makes the lasses wet; Harvey Barnes, Harvey Barnes, Harvey Barnes

Kim Minge.

Lovely profile info too, you don’t get Big Fab Romano driving the ladies crazy.

Ouch. 2nd potential major knee injury? Unlikely to be the same player coming back from that.