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The whole “Daniel Levy-Shrewd Operator” thing has lost a lot of gloss. He got absolutely ridden roughshod by both Mourinho and Conte and his treatment of Kane would make me think twice if I was a player potentially looking to join them.

Jeff Hendrick, Ryan Fraser and Isaac Hayden?

Love it. 3 year olds across the North East belting out “The Fulwell End is always full”.

Qayne Wuinn?

Didi Hamann?

Bank of Mam & Dad to the rescue for his 19th kit this season.

Pearson completely mudded.

Massive British and Irish core, hopefully we can see a genuine influx of youngsters into the first team squad, not just the one regular every 5 year - Shola, Taylor, Krul, Dummett and Longstaff since 2000 is absolutely wank.

He’ll never be moving out of Mam and Dad’s gaff at this rate.

Own Goehly

Shitheed. Got me hook line and sinker ?

Pack of YouTube wanks.

He’s a cunt from a line of cunts. His dad is equally a massive whalloper. Some great stuff on the Rangers forum about them: https://www.followfollow.com/forum/threads/thogden.242178/page-2

Bit harsh - I expect the delays are down to the intricate artisanal craftsmanship used to create the item, not a shortfall in Uighur slaves they can beat down on to produce your nylon wares.

Was never happening. The Glazers were just looking for an up to date valuation they could use to obtain better interest rates on their lending.

Bread and circuses.

Can’t see anything on Twitter or any other outlets.

Hoovering up the age group talent is exactly the moves Man City and Chelsea did. They then ended up fighting it out to win the Youth Leagues every season and fattening their FFP buffers.

Like latter day Big Al he’ll get at least a dozen of them through penalties.

I think it’s got the potential to be a cracking move. Competing week in, week out at the higher end of the Championship would be invaluable to him.

Any news on the other two England youth grade lads who were supposed to be signing? Also heard we’re interested in one of the lads from the Mackems who played England u17s, not Rigg.

Robocop on ITV 4 tonight. The O.G. Alex Murphy giving it to Detroit’s lowlifes.

Mind the ceiling Jurgen.

We do something similar at work with Consulting Bullshit Bingo. This one would have a full house on the football equivalent.