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We need some replacements for the Gang of Glass up front. Wilson, ASM and Fraser, arguably our first choice 3 pre-Isak, are too regularly injured. Does anyone know how many games these three played together? Winger is definitely a necessity, preferably one comfortable playing regular and inverted roles.

Beyond desperate to see Edwards planted face first in the transfer mud, a boot stomped copy of his ‘Luke who’s talking’ column out The Journal crushed and crumpled just out of arm’s reach. Make it happen Danny Boy.

He’ll play a lot of the League Cup, FA Cup, winter fixtures and Champions League dead runners plus enough in the league. He’ll get more than enough for his first season in the U.K.

Given his new status as a diplomatic fixer, someone should book him a visit to the Saudi embassy in Istanbul.

CPS have something like 20 days to decide whether they want a retrial.

Definite discrimination of the slapheed alive and well in Britain’s public services.

None of them gays in Sunderland marra

Tory cunt.

Called it:

Kompany doesn’t want him but I’ve found a cracking job for him on the fish counter in their local Asda.

Looking at @SUPERTOON or @54for the win here…

Smashing pissed into a row of parked cards as standard.

Pete Tong Essential Selection album covers.

PFM though, get out of jail card for wankiness incoming.

Anorexic Claire Balding.

Mitro 1-0 Fulham.

Throw another £200m at it Todd

Given 2D Gordon is being touted for a £70m move, you’d hope any clause would be north of 9 digits.

Gillette Labs Soccer Special.

I’d actually be buzzing with that. Andy Brassell on TalkSPORT earlier saying Athletico were right up against the cap and need to lower this - hence Lodi going to Forest.

He from Ashington like?

1-0 Wigan, geeeeeed up sausage.

Blast from the past - Ben Tozer gets Gateshead Ben Dover - 1-0.

Southampton-bound with hyphenation like that. Fucking Tory.