Nucasol

Think Tielemans and injured Maddison are a smokescreen for the real business being done by Ashworth.

Given they were already on the UEFA watchlist over spurious Covid losses you’d think they’d at least have a modicum of respect for FFP. Apparently not. They’ll also spunk north of £60m this summer on Rice.

Jurgen’s non-existent ceiling:

Don’t know enough about him to comment but it is refreshing to see the club starting to think strategically about replacing older players by phasing in younger replacements rather than just doling out 3 year deals to 30+ year olds. Scarred by giving an ageing Dwight Gayle a new contract.

Someone got a nice Crystal Meth stocking filler this Christmas.

Luke AIDSwards.

That four to six point swing every season kept them up.

Man City for them this Saturday at the Emptyhad.

Mike’s mate has finally been caught: https://mothership.sg/2022/12/nelson-loh-caught-in-china/

Hoy £150m on that and it’s £-375m. https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-west-ham-ffp-uefa-financial-fair-play-b1022820.html?amp

A stern word from Seferin and a wedgie from Nasser Al-Khelaifi.

Anyone else hate that 12 Cantonas song?

Bruceasaurus Rex. King of the dinosaurs ?

Genuinely wondering how they can keep spending how they are. Badashile and Fernandez would be £150m.

Agent talk.

One of the very first victims of Mike Ashley’s New World Disorder.

Following the well trodden “Darren Gibson Trail” from Old Trafford to Goodison according to the papers this morning. Next stop Sunderland and ploughing into a row of parked cars at 6am whilst pissed out his brain.

James Rodriguez Mk.II

The Sparrowhawk. https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2000/jan/21/newsstory.sport4

Anyone know if there’s anything already signposted for the current arena site?

Howe: Prepares extensively to avoid risk of failure Bruce: Sacks training off for the Wetherby Whaler

Great to see us being cunts rather than the plucky loveable losers.

Wouldn’t mind watching a match at that stadium, the palm tree end is something else. Presuming it was built for the 2018 Commonwealth Games.

Great game for Isak to come back in.

Don’t mention the ‘P’ word, it’s all I ever fucking hear on the True Faith podcast, Hurst and his merry band trying to flog that horse.