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I’m sure some clever Moneyball shite will already have developed an algorithm.

We can but dream.

Proper bunker buster.

Sounds like we’re looking for the 2nd striker to be a loan deal.

Ramsey as a name, Haidara if you want a genuine big splash.

He’ll be wanking away at a random Nuffield window.

Alli on their books, can see an NUFC loan going on.

Wood obviously one, would be interested to know if the other was Botman before Lille hiked their price again.

Got to be overall package of £30m. Even we’re not that stupid.

Nonceson?

Known in the trade as “JonDahlTomassoning”

We had Callum Wilson for both those games. Now we have a void up front with a choice of taking an out of favour Championship level reserve or playing a non-goalscoring striker who has been our best midfielder, or ASM.

Noah Okafor anyone? https://www.teamtalk.com/newcastle-united/noah-okafor-transfer-rb-salzburg-switzerland-star-plug-major-gap-exclusive

Slimani.

Have you got the full article? Behind paywall.

Asked Waugh about it and he said Stephenson wasn’t with the first team squad.

I might have been ‘Dabizasing’ as well.

Other than Woodgate to Madrid, our record of buying and selling British players hasn’t been great for a long time. Missed the boat to sell Dyer for big money, Man Utd and Longstaff, and bought the ones you mentioned plus Owen, Smith, Butt, Duff. Contrast with Sissoko, Cabaye, Wijnaldum and you can see why we went shopping overseas.

LuaLua winner and one hell of a Robert free kick, one of my favourite away days that one.

Interesting. If the club go down, I can see the Saudis flexing and taking over the remaining consortium stakes. Either that or replacing the directors.

Absolute wreck of a player, both body and mind. Never been right since he threw that one into his own net in the Euros.

Few of the journos might be sitting on the embargoed lines until after 10pm.

Waugh wasn’t giving much away in his pre-match chat on The Athletic. “Nothing imminent” around a midfield and striker the only points of note.

Some proper melts on Twitter. Great for breaking news but the platform seems to attract people on the edge.