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Seen Jota miss a few in games recently that the others put away - think it might have been the cup final or Southampton where he had a bit of a mare. Papiss Cisse Syndrome - where everything drops your way at first but slowly dries up afterwards.

If ASM is flogged that opens up some serious reshaping up front. Could see two coming in.

Ekitike I reckon.

Agree on Jota but like what I’ve seen of Diaz so far.

Milan also after Saliba if they can’t get Botman. They’re pleased with how Tomori worked out and want to run a similar tactic with Saliba.

Scott Wilson is quite measured in his updates, so this one for me means there’s definite legs. Also explains Milan’s row back as the Italian press were giving it ‘done deal’ on the Botman front last month to Milan.

Same for Leverkusen and Diaby.

Leicester and Liverpool probably the ones looking at losing a fair few this summer.

I agree - Milan fans also seem happy that Kalulu is coming through and say they have other positions to prioritise with him, Kjaer, Tomori and Romagnoli already there.

Diaz making such an impactful start lessens what should be a big blow. Salah, Diaz and Jota their starters with Firmino off the bench although apparently he only has one year left. Still think they’ll move for a striker - maybe Nunez - to replace Origi and Mane.

Knows absolutely fuck all and is now appearing on YouTube transfer shows as a Newcastle “expert”. Like cwarr07, get enough mongs following you and you can now build a career out of it.

That’s a big shift - possible acceptance that he wants a PL move to us or Spurs?

Faster, greener air travel to make games in Asia and the US more palatable and UEFA’s hand still on the tiller - once those two line up, totally agree.

Finally got a replacement for Giroud.

And wherever he goes has an acute alcohol shortage.

Souness Jr? Success at Rangers then absolutely blows up in the Premier League, maybe nicking the odd League Cup at one of his five clubs.

Needs to be significant churn, shitloads of deadwood heading straight to the Northern League.

If they want Wood back…

Forest going up creates potential moves for Lascelles and Darlow / Woodman. Cooper had Woodman at Swansea and the other two are obviously ex-Scabs who would have bring much needed PL experience to the squad. Who could resist the chance to link up with the Ginger Pirlo again?

Just his line in double-denim.

Ted Lasso signing an American player for Leeds: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/brenden-aaronson-set-to-join-leeds-united-in-23million-deal-while-fraser-forster-close-to-deal-with-tottenham-hotspur-ln0rwlbt5?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1653333328

I wouldn’t trust Casey to tell me whether it was day or night, the absolute Burnsie-esque whopper.

Weird one that. Fofana the stand out in that defence.

The Alnwick that was at the mackems was caught on film as part of a double team on some jailbait lass who worked at Toni & Guy. Think Liam Lawrence was the other party. One of their midfielders was stood in the corner, tugging happily away.

It’s a fucking tsunami compared to Ashley’s scrimping. £200m would be comparable to when Man City went out and bought their full back line and Bernardo for £40m a pop (Walker 50m, Mendy 50m Ederson 30m, Danilo 30m) in 2017.