Nucasol

New economic levers. Heard they’re harvesting a kidney from each of the Academy kids in La Masia to pay Dani Olmo’s wages for next month.

Might well as been Peter Andre playing…

Battering and a half there for Brazil. Good job this World Cup has so many teams in as historically they’d be looking over their shoulders. Instead they’ve got quite a big cushion just to Venezuela in the 7th place intercontinental playoff spot.

Joining the Conor McGregor party. Rapists, racists and women beaters of the world unite.

Get him off Tomasson you cunt.

Substitute him NOW. Job done, wrapped in cotton wool ready for Brentford.

Arrogance of the bindipping cunts.

No Dan the Bollard playing for NI. The Mackems will be fewming one of their hatchet men can’t try and end his season.

Piece of shit confirmed as a piece of shit.

Agree but would they have won the league without him this season and drawn level with 20 titles with Man Utd?

Sounds like Spurs are wanting to continue the youth first strategy- linked with Rigg and Dibling.

Ebola in human skin that bloke. Needs eradicating.

I’m sure the aliens abducted him from the Town Moor; either that or left him there as naked as the day he was born. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

Town Moor 7:43pm

Under 21s battering Portugal, at the moment. Was 2-0 after 10 mins. Hayden Hackney scored the opener, kid looks a talent and would love to see Wor Eddie snap him up. Edit: Live on the Ingerlund YewChewb channel if you’d prefer it to the pedestrian fare against Latvia.

Gashford

In decades to come, he will be spoken of as Moncur’s successor, as kin to Shearer, as the man who believed when nobody believed. As the perfect captain, a leader by example and a leader full stop, who looked to involve and celebrate others at the precise moment when the world was looking at him. As Newcastle’s history boy. Cracking description. Him, Burn and Tripps are the architects of the new era, along with Eddie and Tindall.

Spent a few weeks singing it in 2004/05 but with Nicky Butt as the subject when it first came out.

Here comes the Brucey Beer Buddies Bonus.

After the fat gravy stained Mags patter, this one has rapidly come round to bite them on their claggy arses.

I’m liking Hackney from Boro for some squad depth next season.

Pretty certain one of our lot did similar with a mackem flag at the England game, so glass houses and stones spring to mind.

6 in a row marra FTM

They’ve been a bit ShItaly tonight.