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Hoorah. Another maverick talent for Guardiola to crush the imagination out of 🥳

Welcome Bryan Mbeumo. Or not, given the comments by @Disco’s favourite person Thomas Frank.

Would love him to be an even more expensive Kunt Havertz, barrelling off back to the Bundesliga and leaving the Scousers with a reverse Coutinho situation.

Hummel? Humming more like.

They’ll be foaming that their precious club weren’t invited to the Club World Cup jamboree but the “new money filth” like Chelsea and Man City got a ticket. ‘Above us only sky’ and all that.

Those sweet sweet Floridian dividends. Glazers going Tampa Bay Rowdy for the sack of filthy lucre heading their way.

@Shays Given Tim Flowers RN

Absolutely ridiculous fee for a 30 year old. Man Utd are right to rip the Saudi’s arm off for that sort of cash. Ultimately it’s all spreadsheets not soul these days.

Cracking thread - thanks @Marko NUFC for picking up the baton on this one.

Ramsdale is an absolute ADHD riddled liability and I’d prefer to keep Popey or Dubz than squander millions of precious funds on him. We should be aspiring to pass Arsenal, not take one of their failure signings.

Trafford - good vibes. DCL - piss stained mattresses across N-O.

That’s how I felt getting off the tube yesterday. Hot sweaty mess.

Of course it isn’t. Delap will be slipped nicely into his kennel ready for next season, next door to Ekitike, Jackson and Emegha. They can say hello and bark at each other through the mesh fence of their runs. Marc Guiu has unfortunately had to be put to sleep as they couldn’t afford his Wafcol feed anymore.

Six points taken off Wolves? Pretty sure they were a solid Top 10 in points gained after they jettisoned Gary O’Neil. Again, the Mackems have been away from the top flight too long that they don’t understand anything going on other than our games which they obsessively slavver on about.

They’re linked with Gyokeres this morning. Uncle Infantino’s Crooked Cash Club Cup and the PL’s blind eye turning to past agent bungs from Abramovic and accounting loopholes allowing the soulless player puppy farm to continue their carousel fraud.

This is gold. Starring Todd Boehly as Jeffrey Epstein and John Terry as Prince Andrew.

Wasn’t he on an obscene amount though from original free agency? £200k a week? Doubt Sir James will be shifting his grinchometer to fund that.

Have a feeling that he may have an enormous sense of regret in 12 months time. Fatter bank balance but less rewarding career. Puppy Mill FC will chew him up and spit him out when they see fit.

Villa being absolute gents. Now let’s prey on their precarious PSR position like a pack of bandits.

A few? I’ve seen less gnashing when a shoal of piranhas attack a cow in the river.

I think the truth in the Hardy article is somewhere in between. To go “big big” we’d probably have to sell a Gordon or Tonali. Sell some fringe players and we’ll be able to bolster the squad well but it will be a mix of a Mbeumo / Guehi established types AND a smattering of lower cost fixer-uppers like Hayden Hackney or Rudoni. His article was too doom-mongery particularly as we’ve sold and not bought for more or less two years.

Shit. Forgot that Netflix documentary. Massive marra.