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Jordan consistently getting things wrong. “Deader than a dead thing in dead land” and Howe, the bloke uses long words to hide the fact he’s not actually as bright as he thinks he is. Proper Southern popinjay.

They actually did sing YNWA? Oh that’s beautiful. Has a club ever been defined by hating another more than loving their own?

I can’t see how it will be. I’m sure we’ll all enjoy it but I don’t think anything will top 56/70 years of waiting, all the near misses, then beating the runaway league leaders with a performance like that. It was perfection.

He’s mooted to be off to Liverpool to replace Van Dijk.

I imagine Spurs will be offering him a shit ton to sign but makes little sense with Johnson and Kulu ahead of him.

Still works!!!

Absolutely_this_year?

Sven Adult Botman was hobbling.

Spoiler - we fucking won it

Candidate for Didn’t Happen of the Year Award.

Coventry will hopefully be fucking them again twice in May.

Once again, real life mackems you know have been fair crack; ones on ReadyToGroom have been the headless fantasists we all recognise and laugh at.

Wonder if the Beasts will be retiring their “Trophy Virgins” banner?

The latest comfort blanket is we’re not their rivals as we ceased to exist in October 2021. Crack on lads.

Just ordered the flag.

Just melt your teeth, gums and stomach lining instead…

Rewatched the Sky highlights for god knows the how many-eth time. My Drury hatred knows no limits but his “In goes Burn…It’s The Boy from Blyth” line when he scores has to be immortalised somehow.

Slightly disappointed with 5 items, I want Carabao Cup winning merch plastered on everything - pictures, mugs, scarves, dog coats, the whole fucking lot.

Otherwise known as the first words out of every mackem mouth.

Didn’t they win the Champions League 4 years ago?

Jordan has been ok recently. Think he’s been someone shining a light on the bent PSR shite.

Productivity now 100% dead this week. Need some cunt to come in and do my job because I’m sure as fuck not doing it.

Fucking Dallas syndrome mate, expecting to wake up in the shower.

Big River now on Sky, waters in again!

I hope he fackin wan sum money.