Nucasol

Yes ya fuckers!

Sure I saw him coked up in our away end on Saturday.

Wonder if we do see Travis Hernes sooner rather than later. Very highly thought of.

When the fun stops, stop.

Statsbomb

Sandro like a new signing etc.

The mackems’ Mt Rushmore is basically whichever 4 players scored winners or major goals most recently v us. So probably: Nonceson Defoe Richardson Borini

Lucas Bergvall previously linked with us, now appears off to the financial disaster that is Barcelona.

See the “should be back for Villa” isn’t going in the “lucky to make it back by Forest” direction. 10 separate hamstring and calf strains. He’s about as limber as a concrete post. 65 games missed so far.

He’s due - 3 months since the hammy op at the start of Feb which was the prognosis.

Wapped his cock oot in a bar as well, the absolute menace.

Brentford / Brighton esque analysis using WhoScored.com, proper pro me.

Sounds like Willock to a tee. No way we should be spending more money on him at this point in the window.

Makes 2.6 tackles a game compared to 1.4 and 1.2 from Miley and Longstaff. Similar interception stats. That’s the only major difference between them. Worth splurging £50m for? Not for me.

Yes.

It’s nuts. What KK did as both player and manager. SBR was class and loved him to bits but 2 x 11th, 4th, 3rd and 5th doesn’t compare to KK. KK got promotion as a player, saving the club from relegation to the 3rd tier in your first season as manager, promotion as champions in the next, 3rd, 6th, 2nd and the closest we’ve been to a title since the 1920s. Other than SBR’s FAC semi final in 1999/2000 both strangely were shite in the cups. Great men but KK over Bobby any day and those loons wanting to name the East Stand after SBR need to read up on our other real heroes and foundational players/managers.

Adequate, hardly say he’s torn up trees like Anderson. Bear in mind it’s his 3rd league loan after Hartlepool and Exeter.

Another Shola special. Other than Minteh, has he got a single loan right this season?

The Primark Action Man can hardly cope with Arsenal, how the fuck will he manage at a financially stricken Barca? He’d implode in a month.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaally and Sewpa Kev.

Entitled pricks.

It’s Liverpool. Anyone thinking they get anything other than an almighty fluffing by the media needs to look at the last 72 hours for the real perspective.

For those of you not completely nauseated by the love in yet, oh boy - BBC 5 Live with special programming tomorrow evening with a 1 hour special called Auf Wiedersehen Klopp. I’m not even joking. Tomorrow’s drive home: