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Feel like I need to scrub myself raw with a pumice stone after writing this but *shudder* really good take by Edwards on the Arteta situation: https://x.com/telefootball/status/1721452887711117773?s=46&t=ODCi93Jpx6PQfubREKUtbA

West Ham after Moyes moves upstairs this summer when his contract ends.

As much as I want Gordon to get selected in the long term, I hope it’s not this time around. He needs the two week break after picking up a lot more minutes after Isak’s injury.

Defected. No longer BEIN Jacobs.

Thread for their match? Good one. I think there wasn’t a single comment in this thread in the 90 minutes they were playing.

Is that why we lost 12 games in a row against Man City and haven’t beaten Liverpool at Anfield since 1994 in the league?

Arsenal’s injuries? Quick look on PhysioRoom has us top of the league for that too.

Someone ask him about Havertz challenge, the salty little wiener.

Tears coming lads, wait for it.

Little added extra spicy press conference action from Senor PencilNeck.

Arteta is such a pencil necked gimp.

Delighted for him, too club man and really matured as a player and leader.

No qualms about him being in the starting line up, looking forward to seeing his development.

If not, there will be in contracts going forward now.

I heard he was a Scab but switched to Man Utd for the scale and £££ potential. Another fucking grifter.

Get you going full Jim McDonald.

Big shout out to the U18s yesterday beating Liverpool away. Summer signings Shahar, Sanusi and Hernes all involved.

Daddy P.

Probably AfD over for intelligence sharing on ways of abusing migrants.

Would crawl over broken glass in the nuddy for the away and third kits. Less enamoured on the home one.

Something to be proud of. I was the family jinx for a while after rocking up for my first game of the season in 92/93 and watching us get beat 1-0 off Grimsby having won 12/12 before that. Soon wore off when we beat Wolves 2-1.

Think it’s more zero goals scored and 14 conceded.

0-14 now. Beren is king of the jinx

If you need any further evidence on what a weapons grade cunt Oliver Holt is, I present Exhibit A:

Maybe being a moaning cunt and getting to vent is their form of therapy?