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Caceido will be an interesting litmus test on whether it’s the players or the system that allow Brighton to shine. Mac Allister showed he could play well for Argentina but Cucarella and Caceido are relying more on their Brighton form.

Seems the sort of thing that Clattermole’s heir apparent Luke O’Nein would be up for. Fuck all talent but a clogger and badgekisser supreme.

An oligarch’s super yacht or a boat load of Michelle Mine’s dicey PPE.

I think Arsenal will give themselves some FFP wiggle room by selling Balogun for decent coin. Chelsea seemingly don’t give a fuck but likely to capitalise on West Ham or Spurs’ heavy pockets by flogging Gallagher for £50m. Whether that’s enough to keep them the right side of the numbers when/if they’re splashing £50m on Lavia is open to debate. Also Chilwell appears to be made of glass and they may not be willing to let him go with Hall out on loan at Palace.

Pints down The Diamond with the scenty bottle fraud.

Second that, barring one turn in the first half that went straight through him.

Fuck off man. Even at £40k a week, that’s £6m of dead space on the wage bill. Him and Fraser are £13m across the life of their contracts, that could pay the top two earners on our wage bill for a season rather than reserve parasites.

Really positive weekend of results at all age groups.

The fuck?

Virgins of the World unite. Trying to live their best The Handmaids Tale.

This is pure Barclays, pump it into me like a Samir Nasri Drip Doctors infusion.

Nazisson?

Lads, on the plus side he’s negotiated getting his sister’s birthday off every year so saves him getting suspended in the run up.

Happy to save the £3.5m a year in wages for 2 years. £7m in our pockets rather than drawing that from the club.

Daniel Levy to go full Mike Ashley with the Carroll money. Plenty of “we tried our best but” then end up with a 2023 version of Kuqi, Doumbia or Slimani.

Just watched the Mings challenge, does look like he tries to step in the block Isak off the ball and lands it all wrong.

Hoping the cunts get kicked to ribbons by Sevilla.

I can see him getting 15 goals just in a rotation role. 6 extra UCL games as a minimum plus FA Cup, League Cup and possibly Europa if we finish 3rd in our CL group.

Not content with hounding out AG, they’ve started the season as they mean to go. Here’s hoping Bramley Dock is hosting the Scouse mackems v Rotherham in next season’s opener.

Rather they took Maguire tbf.

20 mins to MOTD lads, let’s fucking have it.

https://x.com/talksport/status/1690454039895375872?s=46&t=ODCi93Jpx6PQfubREKUtbA Boehly never fucking let’s does he?

To be fair, as a Man Utd fan he’ll know overpaying when he sees it. Antony, Maguire, Sancho, Fred, Wank Bissaka, Hoijland to be next?

I thought VillaWatch was Tom Clements being a fake Villa fan again. I swear he’s Frank Chipperfield too.