Nucasol

Guehi is post-Nam PTSD levels of shot at the moment. Extending 5 goals in a week to his Lord and Saviour Jesus definitely a lowlight of a shite season to date.

Some goal. Hoping that Isak and Gordon are afforded that much room next week.

Canteen dinner ladies sacked at Carrington tomorrow. All nutrition going forward to be provided by Ineos vending machines.

Toadfish likes this.

Big Minge’s boys getting a howking today

“Theatre of Dreams”

Stream died, back with Drury

Started watching the US streams rather than have to suffer Drury. Jon Champion is the man Drury wishes he could be.

Pure Bane evil muck and nettles masterclass by Dyche today.

You just know Chelsea are going to nab this at the death.

The red suit should come with a trigger warning.

Edit: wrong thread

Not today Bonk, not today…

Bottled Isak as captain and went for Mbuemo. Bugger.

Not feeling the love for Muric either at Ipswich or Burnley. Weapons grade relegation fodder of a keeper.

Palace fans will be due some more snappy Manic Street Preachers bed sheet protests, the edgy little hipsters that they are.

Shot to shit and a bullet avoided. Last few months have shown his true value, not Dobby the House Elf’s overrated one.

Desperate to sign Bakayoko so we can start cranking this bad boy out in the stands - going loco, Johan Bakayoko

They’re playoff bound unless they have another mega mackem meltdown like last season…