Nucasol

Wouldn’t actually be surprised if this is the start of a concerted effort by Bayern via their legion of client journalists to get the summer transfer rolling.

Total non-article written by a Bayern journalist - a throwaway line in a love letter to Harry Kane: https://m.sportbild.bild.de/fussball/fc-bayern-muenchen/kolumne-meine-bayern-wer-ein-guter-kane-nachfolger-waere-69932bd36e842744e5c57548?t_ref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2F

Sore back. Probably not best for him to be flying to Baku and back again.

Der der der der der, der der der der der, der der der der der, Sven’s crocked man

I have some Chinese friends who would happily take your kidney for cash if you’re interested?

Fucks sake you fucking fuckers. Think of the bank account. *Ian Beale crying pic*

No wonder they called him The Buffalo!

Hackney

Pogba is 6’3”

Carsten Jancker

Dr PEDs?

Did Ryan play?

Roberto Carlos.

Away.

Arsenal v Man Utd last season? Third round?

Meanwhile Arsenal get Mansfield.

Fuck off Joe Cole you runty shitebag.

Franco from Roma as well.

Apparently on £55k a week.

Just seen Eddie’s pre Villa comments and he’s “not close”. So wouldn’t be chucking another extension at him. The main pre-requisite for being a back up is availability which he hasn’t had. Great servant but another who I hope we can replace with Shahar for next season given his involvement in the squad.

Has Emil Krafth secretly been released? Seems to have disappeared into the Benton Triangle. Edit: New page noncing.

I think you might be right. Last time we did it was under 3 different gaffers (Dogleash, Gullit, SBR). Presuming 53/54, 54/55 and 55/56 was under two managers? Seymour and Livingstone?