Nucasol

Hoping you had some kind of booze bet with the Leicester fans and they’re getting your rounds in all night.

Live, laugh, lacerate your Achilles tendon and be out of the rest of the season.

Crisp packet hands strikes again.

King Hub and Spoke.

Get in:

Joelinton three month absence as he gets his shoulder repaired.

Some of what this gentleman is smoking please barkeep.

A Christmas Tale as read by Daniel Levy. Spanish translation available by Omar Berrada.

Top of the morning to him. Any sign of any of our other Irish wunderkids breaking through (Heffernan, Murphy)? Also what happened to the winger linked from Milan - Kevin somoneorother?

Yes, but knowing the club we’ll probably sling his broken body another year.

Between @Mike’s magic pillow, @Andy’s cherry juice, @Groundhog63’s Pilates regime and @Dr Jinx’s little blue pills, we’d have him fit and firing in no time.

“Saudis Football Association Cup” - hate the noncy southern cunts already.

Brexit Jim showing those true 1% tendencies, shit on the serfs.

Give them their due, looks infinitely better than the rancid shite they consider food in the Gallowgate kiosks.

Arsenal 3-0 Everton Liverpool 2-1 Fulham Newcastle 2-1 Leicester Wolves 2-1 Ipswich Forest 2-2 Villa Brighton 1-0 Palace Man City 2-0 Man Utd Chelsea 4-2 Brentford Southampton 1-3 Spurs Bournemouth 2-1 West Ham

A five man independent panel consisting of Daniel Levy, Steve Parrish, John Henry, Joel Glazer and Josh Kroenke.

Howling:

Desperate for him to make the first team, if only for the plethora of “Mills & Toon” headlines it’ll generate.

Michael Mills with the winner in a 2-1 win. 15 years old, he’s been really impressive in the last month, scored a couple against the mackems Under 18s in November.

Ditto. Rest of the team did pretty well but that one killed the hope of a 90 pointer.

Papers today saying they’d sell McAtee and Bobb to buy Florian Wirtz. Either of them would be handy.

Nope. Doubt the racist cunts like the fact they’re black.

We’ve got our compo, let’s just let them all marinade in their juicy, juicy fuck up soup.

Steady lad, let’s just spunk £30m a pop on some “oven ready” young English talent from other PL clubs. Next stop Anthony Elanga and Mark Guehi for £100m.