Nucasol

Laporta now selling his arse with a free dollop of KY for €25 a shot. Hopes to take enough meat by the end of January to register Olmo.

Appreciate the dark side in you coming out MFG.

What’s the hockling Scouse melt said?

Hopefully someone inserts him into one of those pest control boxes and flings it in the canal.

Broke cunts.

If this is coming from the Engee raccoon nonce it’s bullshit, so just relax.

Enormously cunty entitled and self serving club along with the Francoist pigs in Madrid. A derby where aliens came and wiped out all the players and infrastructure of both clubs would be heaven.

A world class whopper.

Better mobility than both Fattymiro and the reanimated corpse of Christian Eriksen.

And Gary Neville’s onanism sounds when Garnacho or Diallo pezzle home the inevitable Man Utd winner.

To be fair @Mike you’ll be Drury-less on comms, whereas we’ll have to put up with the snivelling bike-seat sniffer for two hours.

He’s a Primark Frank Chipperfield.

“Rashford feeds the Old Trafford faithful as the Geordies go home starving again…”

Bit harsh of the Kiwi Kluivert there mate!

Really liking the set up around Everton’s new ground on the dock. Got the look of Schalke’s ground but slightly smaller. The exterior is also a lot nicer than the 1990s round of Stadium of Flatpacks.

I know. 6 £40m+ players in that line up with another 2 on the bench and 2 Youth Cup winning stars. It’s not a shit line up by any stretch.

Where’s the Greek heritage solidarity Big Minge should show by signing Vlach for £20m?

“Ski poles”.

Udogie hamstring, none of the other CBs fit for weeks. Spence coming back from suspension and a couple of forwards coming back.

Hence the fact the promoted teams get marmalised when they come up.

Injury update from Big Minge: Dragusin, who suffered an injury against Nottingham Forest on Thursday, is currently the only available centre-back at the club with Cristian Romero, Micky van de Ven and Ben Davies all injured and still weeks away from a return. "There's no choice, but it's not a risk. I mean it's a judgment call. It's not like it's a muscle injury, it's a knock on his ankle, but yeah, we're making decisions," said Postecoglou, whose side are down in 11th place. "We've got no choice unless I throw another 18 or 17-year-old out there. That's the only fit players we have." Tottenham are also missing the likes of striker Richarlison, winger Wilson Odobert and first-choice keeper Guglielmo Vicario and will be without midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur for next weekend's home clash with Newcastle Unitedafter he picked up a fifth booking of the season to trigger a one-game ban. Udogie also went off in the 50th minute with a muscular injury, adding to Postecoglou's woes. "I think it was a hamstring. Again, we've been relying on a core group of players because we just haven't had the ability to rotate so at some point it was going to catch up with us. Unfortunately it caught up with Destiny," Postecoglou said.

But this it how it begins. A last minute equaliser here, a last minute defeat there. The young team loses confidence, they begin to hit the mackem meltdown doomspiral. Before long the beeeewwwws start and “Le Bris is takking the piss” with his team selections.

Divven’t pay any attention to what Count Fuckula comes out with.

Smacks of a Primark version of Ziyech.