Nucasol

Now linked to Bayern and Chelsea so scratch that.

Down with the data nonce spreadsheet shaggers.

Outtarra looking very handy again.

Finally had time to watch the video. Reminiscing as that time was probably the most I went, home and away, Euro trips, so many happy memories flooding back. But what a fucking player. Some games he’d get 3, 4 goals/assists, he’d have been a Fantasy Football wrecking machine. Undoubtedly my favourite NUFC wide player.

Was right behind the goal for the one at Forest. Cracker. Ordered me a Dietmar Hamannburger from the McDonald’s near the ground after the game. Cunt on the till didn’t appreciate it.

We want 5, we want 5…

Herr Twitcher.

Lau’s Buffet King?

O’Hara going Alan Brazil levels of blood pressure purple there.

*Reinserts Nigel Farage singing Rule Britannia video* Murphy is the epitome of the fucking Brexit Brian “Proper Football Man”.

Looks like it’s happening lads:

XG noncesters debunked by the Dazzla.

“Fajita?”

Him and Keith Gillespie.

Kenny Tete lucky not to be sent off for pulling Semenyo’s hair.

Hoping for a couple of Villa injuries and red cards.

Empty? Full of virgins?

Hard no to any Geordies who have turned to the dark side. Bruce, Carrick, Robson, Charlton. All cunts now.

Butchered.

FUCK TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Worst case scenario is he’s bumping his potential value for the summer if we’re going to sell him.

In the Dirty Doug Ellis Stand for this one. Undercover brother.

Got the call heading out of the Marylebone tunnels on the Chiltern line that one of the lads had a spare ticket. 10 minutes earlier and I would have gone. Fucking gutted, but glad you enjoyed it!

5:45 Saturday

John Terry’s CryptoGrifto Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT Collection.