Nucasol

Sven Adult Botman was hobbling.

Spoiler - we fucking won it

Candidate for Didn’t Happen of the Year Award.

Coventry will hopefully be fucking them again twice in May.

Once again, real life mackems you know have been fair crack; ones on ReadyToGroom have been the headless fantasists we all recognise and laugh at.

Wonder if the Beasts will be retiring their “Trophy Virgins” banner?

The latest comfort blanket is we’re not their rivals as we ceased to exist in October 2021. Crack on lads.

Just ordered the flag.

Just melt your teeth, gums and stomach lining instead…

Rewatched the Sky highlights for god knows the how many-eth time. My Drury hatred knows no limits but his “In goes Burn…It’s The Boy from Blyth” line when he scores has to be immortalised somehow.

Slightly disappointed with 5 items, I want Carabao Cup winning merch plastered on everything - pictures, mugs, scarves, dog coats, the whole fucking lot.

Otherwise known as the first words out of every mackem mouth.

Didn’t they win the Champions League 4 years ago?

Jordan has been ok recently. Think he’s been someone shining a light on the bent PSR shite.

Productivity now 100% dead this week. Need some cunt to come in and do my job because I’m sure as fuck not doing it.

Fucking Dallas syndrome mate, expecting to wake up in the shower.

Big River now on Sky, waters in again!

I hope he fackin wan sum money.

Sky Sports Football.

Slot’s interview is the total opposite of Klopp. Dark side hasn’t got him yet.

Just said that to the missus. We got together at the Cardiff semi back in 2005 on a long bus trip back to the NE. 20 years since and Mike Ashley meant I thought we’d never do it.

Da Paully looking down with pride flip. Have a great night!

Laughed at by all the usual suspects outside of NUFC - “all your Saudi blood money and all you can buy is Dan Burn?” Stick that up yer hoops you cunts…

Deep into a crate of Wingmen. Spirits are calling now.