Nucasol

I’d take the risk on Sanusi for half a season and flog Murphy at this point.

Fulham: Tory

Carrafuckingteed.

Sleeves rurled up, foreskin rurled doon.

Beehive?

Utopian.

Sad news - missed that one - was it recent?

Watched the 3-0 back from the 95/96 season on the train this morning. Marc Reiper, Bilic, Potts, Williamson and Sealey must still wake up with night sweats from the PTSD they suffered that day. Just a wave of attacks and a wave of noise.

Been on the blower to Eddie, felt a slight twinge so will give it another week.

Will happily act as second for that one!

Hopefully Drury commits seppuku.

Put the US commentary on. Sounds like Jon Chanpion and Graeme Le Saux. Miles better than Drury’s Sinister Six nosh-off.

Do they go above sundrawland?

“Wide-eyed, revelling in the global glare…”

Drury is such a pompous toucher.

They’re parasites who think they can make a profit out of sport. I wish they’d fuck off and stick to their closed leagues in the US.

Or relegation?

The Delap one is the most bizarre. Foden-Palmer, Kovacic-Lavia are fine but other than Haaland they’ve got no pure play CF.

Pay as you play deal only.

Yes. Let’s turn into the NFL, maybe throw in some tailgate parties and Cheesehead hats to really capture the vibe. The sooner we weed out the US owners and stop this cultural vandalism the better.

Porro, Maddison and Jackson proving to be a game changer this week. Bow down to the Liverpool and NUFC players to make the bigger difference.

Their form was skewed by the win at Liverpool and draw at Chelsea. There’s always an oddity sneaks into the Top 6 after 10 games and normally tails off. I’m more worried about Brighton who seem to be getting the extra point or two on results I wouldn’t expect them to.

Pure scum.

Absolutely - a few cybernetic enhancements and Wilson 2.0 will be ready. I’m sure he’ll still manage to be more mobile than latter years Shola, Carroll and Kuqi: