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The beer was weapons grade. Was a complete state by Day 3, missus spewed up all over the AirBnB so spent 2 hours retching whilst cleaning it up. Farted in a tobacco shop and cleared the place out, smelt like a dead animal. Blamed it on some fat sweaty bloke who looked far more befitting of the act and then owned up later on. 13 years later and the in-laws still laugh about it.

Same, that lad in the yellow jacket chant commanding and hanging out the window of the mini square.

Bahahaha. Burn has played top flight football for a decade and scored in the Champions League. Primark Terry Butcher hasn’t been above the Championshit yet.

Of course. Rich getting richer.

Wondering what tangentially connected fixed asset the broke cunts will be selling this year to fund their inevitable spree.

Didn’t the Francoist cunts start shopping about for different leagues to play in after their injustice at the Bellingham sending off?

Everton 2-1 West Ham Ipswich 1-3 Forest Man City 2-1 Brighton Southampton 1-2 Wolves Bournemouth 2-1 Brentford Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea Fulham 1-1 Spurs Leicester 0-1 Man United

He’s also pretty strong, seen a few players try to bounce him but he’s got the upper body strength to get past them.

I’ve ditched MoTD on this basis. I can watch all the days goals in 15 mins and not have to put up worth Danny Murphy or Martin Keown’s tedious patter.

Be more a back pass than a pen.

Latter I think.

Cramp starting to kick in now.

The shaking head of David Milliband.

Howay Kang the Conqueror

HMS Piss the League Marra run aground now.

Donnaruma has the under eye bags of a crackhead.

Any slight hint of a shit touch and Liverpool are on them.

Get the voodoo dolls out.

Arne is going to have to break out Jurgen’s stash of inhalers at half time if it carries on at this pace.

Their press is suffocating, hopefully burn themselves out tonight.

That’s the first time I’ve seen their actual pricing. I can’t imagine the amount being given away to create an £12.80 a ticket average on 37,012 attendances (plus us in the FA cup and Crewe in the league cup. Their ticket prices aren’t buttons either - Cat As for adults between £35-42 and lower Cs are still £26-30. Taking a conservative average adult ticket price of £30 and kids ticket price of £12 with a 1:2 adults to kids ratio, their average attendance would net them £663,995 a match. In reality they get £465,640. Based on the same average prices and 1:2 ratio that’s the equivalent of 25,955 paying attendees. So 11,057 average non-paying attendees. For record, their average attendance from inception is 26,376, so broadly in line with that.

What ever happened to Ter Stegen? Does he still play for Barca or gone elsewhere?