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Sack Sunday off Marco, you know you want to.

I reckon she’ll be looking to get in at West Ham. Fans that detest their owner, London location, financial distress if they go down - but huge potential upside - makes them a decent project.

Slightly dated stats but: EPL distribution is the most equitable with the top club earning only 1.6 times the bottom club. One of the main drivers for increased competitive balance and maintaining the attractiveness of the overall league product is ensuring that outcomes and results are as uncertain as possible. That is part of the reason why La Liga, with its two historically dominant clubs Real Madrid and Barcelona, decided to change their revenue distribution structures (by agreeing to move to a collective broadcasting agreement) to make the league more attractive and (in time) increase the competitive balance across the league. Nonetheless, at present, La Liga has the highest top to bottom club revenue ratio at 3.6. Serie A is 2.3 and Ligue 1 and the Bundesliga are 3.3.

Has DJ OneDek smuggled himself to Istanbul? Or do all club OneDek’s have the same preordained playlist?

Perhaps if the Euro giants actually shared some of the revenue about in their respective leagues they may have some actual depth. Instead Bayern, PSG, Real, Barca and Inter just monopolise and dominate.

Halfwit-Bellend totally mudded.

@bobbydazzla Buendia xG buster.

Paperback?

Francis laying the bait like a good un.

Unless it involves hanging OneDek off the back of the Gallowgate, I’m not sold.

Nepotism Forever.

Any players worth taking from Southampton?

The perfect kit for that absolute southern noncefest of a club. Complementary pair of chinos and brogues as standard.

Wondering what sort of mental gymnastics this has sent the ReadyToGroom Planning Department spinning into?

Removal of local residents being objectors if the club is now the “local resident” in LT.

As much as I hate the flaccid Tory pricks they’ve been begrudgingly good.

Down with southern clubs, delighted it’ll be another northern team in the top flight.

Doesn’t know his arsehole from his elbow the fucking clown.

Bellanova Group are so back baby.