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Fairly damning that.

Reading The Athletic write up and this stuck out: In January, Howe had pushed to sign Rayan, the young Brazilian forward, but the club demurred and instead the player left Vasco da Gama for Bournemouth. It meant another window closed with Newcastle failing to upgrade their team. Surely there was a way we could have offloaded a fringe player like Willock to make this work?

Nope. Currently held together with all the robustness of a paper mache art installation. If we lose Schar it’s Burn in the leadership role and try and pick up a younger CB with pace.

Probably says more about Willock who knows he’s going to be pedalled this summer (hopefully).

Some change

Boost to his waistline. Will be filling his boots - I had a chicken starter in New York that’s twice the size of a fucking main here.

Stick a black and white avatar on this and it reads like a fair few comments on here. Five months later they got relegated; the original poster got pulled to bits for daring to question the direction of travel.

Is Kyle Walker in it?

He’ll be back ready to trot around the Azzurri’s meaningless friendlies after next weekend.

Cunts going to come back after his post World Cup holidays looking like Sherman Klump.

Agree. It was only a week ago we saw off West Ham and we looked decent. I don’t know whether World Cup squad announcements have had an impact but our players looked utterly half arsed. Not helped by baffling decisions. I’m still on the fence but every week that goes by that confidence in him erodes. A bad start and I’d rather pull the parachute quickly than limp on similar to his final Bournemouth season.

Laughing at the fact he thinks our mercenaries will bother their arses.

Any uncharacteristic post match comments from our esteemed leader?

Before that they beat us, what, six times in row? Some of our utter melts saw it as our god given right we’d just have to turn up to turn them overZ

For me he’s back to zero. The goodwill completely eroded after this season. An average season and he’d still have some in the bank. This was a poor season.

2011 until we played them in the cup. We didn’t win in that period. Until the 3-0 I think we didn’t win from 2012 til 2024.

This. Instead he went to tinker on an experiment that none of us could fathom what it was. Just fucking stupid and bizarre in equal measure.

We’ve got some proper arrogant thick cunts with memories like goldfish in the fanbase. We’ve had 10 years plus of them turning us over, you think we’d realise it’s their cup final even if it wasn’t ours.

He won’t though. We’ll get some placid mealy mouthed southern soft cunt explanation of how our performance “wasn’t like us”. I’d rather he threw the cunts under a bus and showed some teeth before showing a good number the door.

Not a five month old one that’s stiffer than a cock after 15 Viagras.

Dogshit. Feels like 00/01 all over again including a disgusting home loss to the red and white shitcunts. Turgid football, frustration and just lessons not learned again and again. Wasted loads on players who have limited ability and even less motivation.

Howe would be a fucking idiot if that was the case. Most of us can see were staler than a 5 month old Jaffa Cake.

Meanwhile our pack of dossers loaf around South West London robbing a wage.

Things that don’t surprise you.

He needs a break and a new playbook. Whether he can get that off five weeks on holiday this summer I’m not so certain.