Mountain

I love him, you handsome Picasso painting bastard. MUCH TALLER THAN THAT LAD TOO. OUR GOLLIATH.

For all the work the scouts, Ashworth and Howe are doing. Our media team is hopeless.

It's weird Thank god the media team is separate from the recruitment team or we'd never sign anyone. They'll announce him in Feb at this rate it's a disgrace.

OK, THAT'S IT! I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. ANTHONY GORDON IS OFFICIALLY MY NEW FAVOURITE PLAYER. END OF.

I'm buzzing with this signing.

"gut feeling" Incredible journalism

Rafa sets out his sides to be organised and not get thrashed. Howe wants to be the team that does the thrashing. It's about as simple as that.

The profile fits the description. Cheers Rafa.

Manquillo live is next level, his confidence has evaporated as he knows he's down the pecking order, he's on par with Chris Wood for bottling everything and spoiling every attack or giving the ball away.

"manquillo is fine as back up"

Maddison and Ashby please barkeep.

King Anthony has arrived to sit on his throne. HAIL ANTHONY

Such a failure of a league.

Hurry up and sign someone ffs

Shades of Tierry Henry when he stopped it dead then burst past for the goal.

He needs to do more shooting practice, along with Wllock and Longstaff. Otherwise I love him.

I had resigned myself to the season being over at that stage.

OUR RAT

Yeah but Colback SUUUUUUUCKED. Gordon has genuine potential.

Very wise comment, we'll earn it back anyway.

I think he'll turn out brilliant, simple as.

Another week of nothing burgers.

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop

We are 15 games unbeaten. Pope made one the saves of the season. We dominated a team away from home AGAIN. We just lack quality, which we will sign in time. The future is very bright and we are overachieving.

I agree but I fear Maddison is going to be injured for most of the season, every season.