Virtua Stiva

Fair fucks, they’ve done a proper away job on us here

Fucking hell, launch this cunt back to whatever Sunday League shit hole he came from

These have been no better than us here, like. Gordon has to stop dropping deep, he’s always at his best when he gets the ball high up IMO. Especially considering he could go past Cash with his eyes shut

Worst ref in the country. Loves blowing for non-contact nonsense but will flagrantly ignore bigger decisions. Atrocious

Very classy of Xhaka to offer to chin the baby as well. Wouldn’t catch Bruno Magaeres doing that FTM

First time he’s really looked like the player he was last season. Great to see.

Winner takes all against PSG? Fucking get in, that’s a proper European tie with some jeopardy to it. Add in the last time we went there and if we’re not up for that, I’ll be amazed.

Early goal in the second half and we’re laughing here. Good performance where we’ve really limited them and exploited their weaknesses without being blow away great. Can’t complain about that

VAR it won’t stop until every game is 0-0

Aye, should have experimented like Pep did last night

If it means less of this tit then I’m afraid it’s a necessary sacrifice

Glad that Man City have finally been punished for that, they do it every week in the league to absolutely no recourse. The fact Rodri and Pep complained so much shows that they think they’re exempt from cards when they do it too.

Diaz having to go back out and collect his Golden Boot, the poor cunt

There’ll be a few red cards here as well

Wolves have conceded 2 goals in the last 4. The one thing Edwards has done is exactly what we’ve seen today. Plus, they’re basically just playing for pride now and we’re going to labour through this month in energy conservation mode. Tired minds and tired legs result in what we’ve seen today. Our attacking player was lacking but there’s massive extenuating circumstances to this performance

Not sure a creative midfielder would be much help when no cunt is making a run in behind

Watching that, it really wouldn’t surprise me if Callum Wilson is back in our colours by the end of the month

Aye, I’m obviously watching a different team to him. Wolves are fucking shocking. Those results yesterday have obviously knocked some wind out of them. We just need to up our game a bit and tighten up, we’ll be fine

How else are Arsenal going to win free kicks to launch it in the box? Why do you want them to do? Score from open play?

“Casemiro has his legs back” says Man United super fan Gary Neville on commentary, not at all getting carried away

Must be good coming through at the likes of Man City, playing a few times and then knowing you’ll get an England call up ahead of a career of total mediocrity

He’ll be on until they need someone to get booked for time wasting and then he’ll be hauled off

Not seeing Parish plastering his face all over SSN now that they’re losing their manager and getting way, way under the value for their generational talent now. Howay, you enormous fucking cunt, show your Botox riddled bracket now for a few sound bites

I’ve reacted poorly to some defeats in my time but I’ve never wanted to sign a full blown rapist off the back of losing the first leg of a semi final to Man City

He looks absolutely shit scared every time he comes on