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Excellent half. Hope that’s hope we’re going to approach things next season

First choice next season, for me.

These are naturally going to come at us, mind. It’s do or die here

Pope is like if you put a mime in goal. Good save, like

Forcing the opponent to make first half subs. We’re back, baby

Good thing Osula went to see the Michael Jackson film through the week. If he’d have went to see Mortal Kombat II, he’d have celebrated by ripping Bowen’s skeleton out of his chest

Or you can acknowledge that progress isn’t linear and mistakes will be made? You’re also ignoring a Carabao Cup defence that made it to the semi-finals and a more than respectable CL campaign. Until the second half away to Barcelona anyway

Aye. As much as they would be favourites (or close enough) to win the Conferene League, juggling that with league form is still a learning curve. Especially for a side that gets through plenty running and could lose key components of their side in the summer

Let Sunderland enjoy it. They’ve carried an extreme amount of luck that probably won’t carry over to next season but they’ve got a decent manager, they’ve signed well and have done way beyond expectations. It’s a good season for them but throwing a shit fit because we haven’t matched it a year after we won a trophy and finished 5th seems quite small time tbh

DCL shows all the value of having a decent goalscorer. 14 league goals this season

Absolutely no surprise Pickford and his pack of Scouse mackem shit munchers have wilted for their blood brothers

Investigate Pickford for match fixing IMO

I’ve been critical of Howe this season but fuck me, he can’t win sometimes like

I don’t mind Ramsey off the left really. I’d rather he receive the ball higher up the pitch

Oh good, Wan-Bissaka plays so he can do his usual trick of looking like Cafu when he plays us

That Eddie Howe, always playing Burn

“Hi, Nick. Have you tried being exactly like the greatest striker of his generation? Just be more of a one-off complete player, please. Cheers”

Everyone’s tactic these days is to play to hope VAR finds something to give them. Fucking dogshit

Worst ever season. Especially when Arsenal do the double and Spurs stay up

If it stays 1-1, the amount of added time they’ll find will be astronomical. Will still be playing when the FA Cup final kicks off

you’ve got to laugh

Class. Been a great half for Hearts, they’ve been mint

He’s finished

20 year old keepers playing in Ligue 2, we are bang in the Suds and Wilson era now

It’s definitely doing what it was actually introduced to do