Hank Marvin

Are we fewmin or are we dancer?

unbelievably shit. I'd take that Sakamoto for a squad player tho.

MONKEY HEED!

GET IN!!!!!!! BY THE POWER OF CHINSSSSSSSSSSS!

Well they're in one, so you're right.

They would. Pennywell Saint Gormless are no laughing matter.

When will they stick Dion on? We need hovels under the hammer.

THE POWER OF THE CHIN COMPELS THEE, MACKEMS! THE POWER OF THE CHIN! COME ON COVENTRY!

3-0 United, 6-0 on aggregate. The blades are walking this playoff. If the mackems get past Coventry, reckon they'll still get rogered by this lot. Time to polish up on the Sean Bean bastard impression for the final - If the mackems even make it there.

Neither of us were, but that was later on.

Funnily enough I ran into John Hall in there, he called me a cunt but said he appreciated my effort. Strange crowd.

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It's awful. It looks like a football manager replacement crest. Something knocked together in 5 minutes in adobe. The over simplification of the logo has led to it becoming puerile and childish. If the badge has to 'simplified' then it should retain a 'seriousness' or intent....And what's with the sand / beige colour seahorses and spots?

Just messing about

If this stays as is - Primed for a Gordon sub, playing off their shoulder, hitting on break, they'll be knackered. Would bring on at about '70.

I see the mighty ducks have got through to semi-finals with a last minute, redemption arc, hollywood ending involving the previously mocked special kid. Didn't care for it myself, found the ending cliched & unrealistic. 4/10. Let us hope that the director makes the opposition somewhat more believable in the sequel. Of course the ending of the trilogy, presumably, is a face off against the fat Australian bully, with our little red protagonists predictably immortalised by winning & reaching the Champions League with a Championship team... Think I'll give it a miss.

I'll give it a shot... Will have to watch my blood pressure though... The sunlun salt mines are replete with the saltiest of morsels, betwixt which lieth the nuggets of nonsense, the hors d'oeuvres of hilarity & the amuse-bouche of agonised acceptance. One can really over do it on such fine dining, if one is not careful. Ergo my visits to & subsequent reviews of the salt mines may be limited to those occasions where the banquet of buffoonery on offer is so irresistible, that I'll simply have to reserve a table. But at the rate Newcastle are going, I fear for my figure... "Finally Monsieur, an angry litany of jibes at yet another sublime toon win, barely concealed by wafer-thin veiled comments about geopolitics, ham-fisted into keyboards by a spiteful herd of waterheads..."

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Was watching Barry Lyndon last night...poster seemed to resonate for some reason...

A thin-skinned man in a fat-skinned suit.