Hank Marvin

Let's take a vote at the next home game whether this lass should be banned eh? lol. I think a few of you talking big would be in a very small circle. Go try your opinions out at the Percy Arms and let me know how it goes with the toon faithful, lmao.

Keep it shtum lads...but I've been given advanced information on their potential line-up - We're gonna need to go out all guns blazin' from the looks of it...

That's their new manager welcome banner sorted then.

They're going with the 'no blood on our hands' line... They're right about that of course... We'll leave their blood on the pitch. Big win inc.

Kill 'em all.

Gordon one side Chiesa the other... Fire.

Kill 'em all.

Taking orders.

Magic 8 ball indeed.

1,900 years of loyal support. 'Adrian ov Wallsend. Knows a thing or two about Italian defences.

Group F - For Fucking Hell, presumably.

*AUDIBLE GASPS* LMAO

Excited lol

Almiron man...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON GORDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

COME ON LADS!!!

I should have just went with the car

"Joseph Wilson Swan was born in 1828 at Pallion Hall in Pallion, in the Parish of Bishopwearmouth, Sunderland, County Durham." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Swan And I repeat, Thomas Edison.

Steve Bruce wanted to invent the light bulb in 1878, and he remembered thinking ‘what a good idea it was’. Unfortunately the light bulb chose to be invented by Thomas Edison a year later. Missed opportunity.

Brevity seems to be the order of the day on the terraces. The alcohol doesn't mix with going beyond 10 one or two syllable words And, unfortunately, these days, most peoples understanding of the Jam starts and ends with Billy Elliot's desire to wear spandex.

LOUIE LOUIE, STAR BOY IN THE BLACK & WHITE AYE AYE AYE AYE