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JumpersForGoalposts

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  1. Fucking cheating cunts. Diving, PEDs, ref bribes... I hope Anfield burns down with Klopp in it.
  2. Mariner has been corrupt as fuck for years, but this is just gratuitous. Not even trying to be subtle any more, just arbitrarily chalking goals off and adding on as much time as needed to get the 'right' result. Someone tell Ronan Farrow to get on the case. Brown envelopes being circulated that would put 1990s Serie A to shame.
  3. Fuck the FA. Fuck Marriner. Get Panorama on the case. 0-2 turned into 2-1 by a fully bent ref.
  4. We always do. If it wasn't for Sky turning up the mics in the home end every game, fans at home would be able to hear just how underwhelming the scouse cunt crowds really are.
  5. Genuinely my most hated team. Even more so than the m*ckems. There is nothing about merseyside and it's football teams that I don't despise.
  6. It's going to be wank when Marriner give the scouse cunts a hat-trick of penalties second half.
  7. Apparently a litre of Red Bull with a gram of coke and 50 quids worth of speed cures asthma. The scousecunt physio told me so.
  8. Get in you beauty. Get it right up yer, you cheating scouse cunts.
  9. Not me. He's my captain too, because obviously.
  10. He's a wotsit toothed bellend who seems to have picked up the scouse chips on shoulders whilst maintaining his German sense of humour. And he tried to blame a witch for his team being shit, the absolute whopper. If they lose, look forward to 'grass-was-too-grassy' type bullshit from him.
  11. 0-3 Isak Hat-trick Many local bars run dry and the local maidens collectively get the best 30 seconds of their lives tonight.
  12. That would be absolutely tragic for them. I hope it happens.
  13. He should have been sacked for that cardigan/skinny tie combo alone. No place for that bullshit in 2022.
  14. Josh Murphy? Done fuck all and is now 27 years old and plying his trade at Oxford United.
  15. The fuck is going on in this thread? Is everyone five pints deep already and going full radge?
  16. Surely they should get Bally in 'till the end of the season?
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