Joseph

Neutrals who've watched all our recent TV games must be absolutely baffled at our league position.

Our overall performance level has been pretty honking since the World Cup.

Weird, wonder if Murphy has picked up a knock?

Yes, without a doubt he'll down tools. We know this, without a doubt, because of all the times he's downed tools in the past. Like when he...er...um...no I'm struggling.

He's 27 and never shown himself to be anything other than an extremely limited footballer at Premier League level.

Chill out lads it’s just a brain injury.

We’ve barely touched the ball due to the invisible midfield. Are you expecting him to be the ball winner as well?

Being dreadful but not conceding is not game management man. “Go out there and give up possession at every possible opportunity, lads!”

What a moron.

As usual 45k happy to sit on their hands in silence for 90 minutes if we’re not scoring.

Would be good to see Bruno stand up and impose himself on a game. It’s been a while.

Murphy…good lord.

16/1 on SkyBet for any fellow vile cowards.

If no one else comes in and we end up fading away with a thin squad this window will go down as an historic missed opportunity.

Three “”s in one post. That’s a big time rattling.

Some of you really deserve to watch Jacob Murphy for all eternity.

Both banned IIRC. Good lads to be honest. Handsome too.

Any paying up of the contract would count as expenditure for FFP purposes so wouldn’t help.

Because the risk is that he turns into a dud or a sick note and we’re stuck paying the fucker into the 2030s.

Have you just made this up?

Longstaff has been such a doofus all game.

Armstrong the little Amish creep has stunk the place out his entire time at Southampton. How dare he try this.

That has to be him starting now.

Fucking class from Isak.

Can't remember the last time Wilson won a header or killed a ball.