Joseph

You're begging for someone to ask this so go on: watched a lot of Celta Vigo this season, have you?

Would Manchester United fans agree with any of those things?

Where has this been reported?

Everyone who has continually screeched for Burn to be dropped in favour of Targett should be ashamed and embarrassed and disgraced.

What do you think London is “really like” for a multimillionaire 20-something? Pretty fucking class I’d guess.

Lascelles is crap and relying on him for any meaningful stretch of games would be a disaster. Thanks.

Had on, you absolutely love posting obscure players that we “should” be in for, as if the scouting team might catch wind of your posts.

I don’t have a parasocial relationship with footballers that play for the club I support, so I could not give the slightest fuck. Remember that these people are not your friends and you don’t actually know anything about them off the pitch.

Why are people crying about Leicester man? Who gives a fuck? And it’s not like we haven’t tried to shithouse backs-to-the-wall results.

Cretinous from Bruno.

Can we knock the gifs of this ropey 50 year old on the head please chaps?

Love the limelight this lot. Do other clubs give 5% shareholders such prominence?

bUUrunoooOOO!!

You can actually hear the fans, which our PA fuckwit doesn't permit at St James'.

Promotion is the ultimate prize in the EFL. How enticing do you think a Spurs-Liverpool play off for a Conference League spot would be?

The quality of the footage they get on the camera looking towards the Milburn stand is insane. Don't think I've seen that before.

Yes. And if they draw we only need a point against Leicester.

Howe has to abandon the Isak/Wilson thing. It only works when we're chasing the game and dominating the ball.

Brutal.

Pope's kicking is a bit of a disgrace really.

Flat free kick to Burn - maybe it will work the 1,564th time Tripps.

Ref's made his mind up - Bruno's getting sent off at some point.

Wilson to start, Isak to come on at 70 mins when we’re chasing the game. 1-1. Cheers.

1 game, second suspended…

I see we’ve reached the bargaining stage.