Joseph

It's embarrassing. Someone needs to have a word with the daft cunt.

Just knocking it about like Pirlo for the last half hour.

I don't think we spent the entirety of our January transfer budget on Anthony Gordon to meet a potential future home-grown quotient.

Games are often described as looking like an "attack versus defence" drill but this Brighton game is something else. They are comically dominant.

I hope to live to see the day that Newcastle fans choose not bite to the most obvious wind ups imaginable. Not optimistic mind.

I can’t believe newcastleworld dot com lied to us.

I don’t think people making an amused observation on a frankly spectacular bit of transfer business counts as “constantly looking back and dwelling” or “small time”. A bit dramatic really. I don’t think I’ve commented in this thread since we got shot of him, but it is pretty amusing when you think about it.

I think he’ll be sold in the summer. His balance sheet value will be about £8.5m, so anything north of that can be banked as straight profit + a few million p.a in wages saved.

Is “The Fish” on here? Every time I look at an opposition fan forum, you’re on there doing the po-faced “Mag in peace” shtick and biting on every possible wind-up. Please stop!

It would certainly tickle my funny bone if we cucked Arsenal two seasons in a row, I must confess.

I don’t really buy the “I like the passion, I understand why he was upset” stuff - it was the 94th minute and and the game lasted 94 minutes. It was thick and petulant, but I trust Howe to put it right.

Telling Howe at the end there his knee was fucked.

Burn fucking up at every possible opportunity.

Looks very much like a 17 year old lad to me like.

Yeah it was terrible the way he held on too long for our first goal. Greedy bastard.

What a tremendously odd comparison. VAR has been around for the best part of 4 years now, so if people think it’s had a negative impact upon the sport as a spectacle I don’t think you can dismiss that as some short-termist overreaction.

Maxi is actually pretty terrible at making space for himself for a shot. Feels like he's worked the keeper about 5 times in his time here.

Bit sad how brittle our confidence turned out to be.

I doubt he’s going to announce he’s at risk for the final through the medium of a whimsical emoji.

You have to be an absolute moron to cry about a journalist reporting on news. Just mind bogglingly idiotic.

TalkSport reporting that Joelinton has a knock but Howe is “hopeful” he’ll be OK for the final.

Always a bit cringeworthy when a football fan invokes whatever dogshit level they themselves played at to try and add gravitas to their opinion. I don't think plodding around up front in Sunday league gives you any great insight mate.

I’m not convinced we managed to rinse Forest for an almost-guaranteed £15m transfer fee and a £4m loan fee on top to be honest. But we’ve also paid him about £4m in wages over the last year so it would still be a break even.

Broke even. Bought for £25m on a 2.5 year deal. Attracted £10m of amortisation while here, sold for £15m while valued at £15m on our books.

ASM being involved will always be a bitter pill to swallow for you. Oh: