Joseph

Fuck me, a stress-free win. Feels good.

Incomprehensible.

We saw it was given as 'onside' on-screen a good 15 seconds before the ref was told seemingly. Horrendous.

Not sure I fancy us to breakdown 10 men behind the ball mind. Unreal timing from me. Twat/get in.

Murphy over Anderson. Cool cool cool. Cool. That's fine.

Almiron in possession in a dangerous area is nothing more than a cue to look at your phone. Nothing of consequence is going to happen.

Agree - after watching this performance it's really shone a light on how ASM is our biggest problem. Get rid and let Murphy try and make that spot his own.

The fans shouting shoot or Willock himself - tough to know which are fucking thicker.

Astonishingly, I think that Murphy shot might have actually been going in.

I wish I didn't dislike Almiron so much, but I do.

Targett with one of his patented moronic step-in challenges.

Will you (or @LV) be doing any of the kicking yourselves, you reckon?

The ancient duality of yang and yang, or order and chaos if you will Right decision from them ultimately. Stuck between a rock and a hard place and this is the decision that ultimately causes the least hysteria. You have to pray for the doylems on Twitter absolutely baffled as to why we aren’t doing a Rangers-style worship session.

There have been some very grim and humiliating times to be a Newcastle fan, but that would top the lot. We shouldn't make any reference to it whatsoever. In a week's time it will be old news and look even more pathetic.

Get a grip you absolute fanny. What exactly are you going to be doing tomorrow to show your respect?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/sep/08/sport-in-mourning-with-english-events-suspended-in-tribute-to-the-queen?CMP=share_btn_tw

The official government position is going to be that's it up to each sport/league/government body. So this will go ahead.

Far be it from me to demean the passing of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, but if it happens today or tomorrow the football will be cancelled won't it? And thus give Bruno/ASM/Wilson another week to make it.

He was concussed in that final. In a slightly alternative universe he’s just seen as a solid number 2, rather than a joke.

Of course not. Karius is a far more accomplished keeper.

Good for us in the best of the rest race.

Howe doesn’t play with a number 10, and has never shown any indication he wants to change that.

Can’t get my head around how you could watch his cameo yesterday and not be impressed. Almost everything he did oozed quality. “never been the worst player in black and white, but” <- he’s literally played a total of 32 minutes of league football for us man

Who are you even responding to here?

Some dweeb needs to make a compilation of the Wilson goal, Isak goal, today's own goal, the Longstaff shirt pull penalty shout, the elbow on Schar penalty shout... Any single decision (except today's) you could dismiss as bad luck, but the totality of decisions is just implausible.