Joseph

"you've gotta go with the on-field decision then haven't you" - literally no, you thick cunt.

Armstrong's family need to watch their letterbox marra if he pulls any nonsense here.

Nathan Jones literally chewing his knuckles. Weird little gimp.

Willock is unstoppable on the left. Has to swap with Joelinton.

Bruno needs to buck his ideas up. Been poor for a while.

Whatever Wood's strengths are, they definitely don't include being the recipient of long balls.

Will be interesting when the actual terms of the deal are made public and how well the “very likely to meet the terms required for sale” crack ages.

Howe clearly isn’t comfortable with his departure. Unless people have convinced themselves that he’s simply playing mind games/4D chess in the press etc.

Burn’s a much better defender than Targett, who is unbelievably lazy at times with his constant diving in on 1v1s (and subsequently getting skinned more often than not). He’s a serviceable mid table left back.

Hasn’t saved a single shot all season either this cunt. Get rid.

I played reverse psychology with the universe. I don't expect to be thanked.

Was Almiron injured?

The only question is whether we can keep them out. Zero chance we score.

Philip Billing over Milinković-Savić. That’s very Are League.

Tell my mum my mum just doesn't hit the same.

Have a horrible feeling it's gonna end up Southampton vs not us in the final.

Oh dear, wonder if the injury has taken something permanent out of Isak? Glacial there.

Some vile freak is going to go through Isak.

McTominay is a much, much better footballer than Longstaff. This reminds me of the Pope/Dubravka “debate”.

Does he actually do "great work in the press"? Would a neutral be able to observe that? I think people fill in the gaps because we've picked up results with him and assume that he must be doing something well, but I don't see it. He's just bad.

Probably not worth getting upset about bud.

Which players are you talking about? I just don’t particularly rate Matty Targett - not a big deal.

How many teams in the league would he start for?

Targett's a deeply average Premier League left-back and Burn is something else entirely. Do people think it's a coincidence/a bit of luck that we have the tightest defence in the league with this set up?

Can't wait until Longstaff is no longer a starter. So little quality in the final third. Works hard etc blah blah blah