Joseph

If you were trying to pass that into the keeper's chest, how different would it look?

Please...just get Wilson on now. No point delaying the inevitable.

It's a shame it's a shame it's a shame it's a shame

Incredible from Pope.

Longstaff's been rancid in attack mind. Nothing has come off for him.

Wood just not even bothering to try and get near that rebound and save.

Lino shat himself because the Bournemouth players appealed.

Good idea to keep Trippier on. Hope we play lots of hospital passes to him just to make sure he's 100%.

Trippier's ACL gone.

Dead end discussion because it’s not going to happen, but Rice is very obviously a far superior footballer to Kalvin Phillips.

I’d never thought about the legroom before. Best up sticks for a new site at the Silverlink in that case. Drinks and popcorn holders either side of the seats, sell off the SJP land to student accom developers, everyone’s happy

Strong out-of-town energy from young Loki. Please post the coordinates of the home you grew up in?

It’s mostly out-of-towners who are so keen to move. No real connection to the city, so what does it matter to them? They just want to be able to brag about attendances to their Man Utd supporting mates in Darlington and make sure they and their mute children/missus can get tickets when it suits This theory is 100% fact by the way.

Any manager who plays this Paqueta creep over Bruno is an agent of evil.

Get Wilson on, turn the screw.

Wood makes it so much more difficult to maintain a real foothold in the game.

I'll take Grey Street, thanks.

The “just fuckin smash it man????” crowd are pretty thick/tedious, as if a conventional miss is somehow morally superior to a stutter miss.

Only Wood and Maxi celebrated Bruno's goal. Everyone else thoroughly nonplussed. Worrying.

I choose to believe he meant that little touch beyond the defender.

Botman's ability to make a pass while under pressure is unbelievably good.

Trippier getting way too tight. Third time he's been done as a result.

I'm blaming the presence of Tite and Southgate. Players on edge.

At some point the Saudis will be gone and we’ll be shite again. Hopefully the lunatics who want to destroy the cultural heritage of the city don’t get their way before then. “There's more than enough Georgian architecture in Newcastle.” - fuck me some of you would be happy to turn us into Milton Keynes if it meant a bit of extra FFP headroom

Beggars belief how slow of mind Longstaff is.