Joseph

Are people confident that Bruno is playing for any particular reason? Genuine question - I'd assumed he was out with the kid.

Headache-inducing but 3 points.

What a touch from Anderson.

Longstaff you lazy, lazy prick.

Willock and Longstaff no interest in making themselves available for balls out of defence.

Howe out if Joelinton comes out for the second.

Howe should pull the trigger on Joelinton now rather than waiting.

Thick fuck Joelinton. Get him off.

Fucking hell that would've been incredible.

Pitiful from Longstaff. Genuinely looks stoned.

Our front three are all pretty terrible with the ball at their feet. Makes it a huge struggle to create anything against opponents who aren't rolling over.

Longstaff just doesn't have it.

Best defensive record in the league now

Love a Murphy back pass shot.

Oh dear - “United on Sunday”. Sell this cunt.

Botman is fucking class.

Midfield has been non existent this half. Need Joelinton on.

Class from Wilson.

Brilliantly worked that. Fucking get in.

Absurd touch from Bruno. Shame he's gonna have to play DM with those two either side of him.

Who are the 20,000+ people that would come if we were more successful but aren't coming now?

Has the Fulham game made people forget just how utterly chronic we’ve been without him in attack?

Almost nothing he tried came off. And still a tonne of completely unforced errors when making basic passes or trying to control the ball. And that was the easiest game he'll ever play in. We know what he is at this point. Not gonna change.

Noticed a few weird comments like this about Anderson from you. The first thing he did was skin a player and carry the ball 30 yards. Appreciate you're struggling for a weird grudge in ASM's absence. Edit - lovely through ball from Anderson there...

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