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A lot of people struggle to understand that it takes time to work. Gordon being the obvious example

Very first sentence they put us first despite them being at home Ffs the priest is in this too, weirdo

When the opening scene is a daft priest that used to drink in your local you know there's comedy coming

If you search his Twitter he has an Adam P pisstake pinned, obviously does it a lot. This time mind hes ripping into the thousands of African fans that flood every facebook post/tweet acting like they are lifelong fans

Whats that got to do with FFP reasons? We decided against one(if thats even true) and got Isak due to an injury. The decision not to buy both had zero relevance to FFP as we had Wilson/Isak/Wood here

Pedro was signed nearly a year after Isak.....

And "further" from another appearance

Did i imagine one years ago(Dortmund maybe) with Splinter on it?

That last one making a comparison with only fools......

Im sure Captain Hindsight spent all summer pre Chelsea getting him telling us all to buy him seeing as hes the expert, definitely not just saying this now he turned out well.....

Can get Sesko for £10m less(ignoring the obvious competition for him), younger and far higher ceiling. Doesnt make sense to be buying in the PL

Hes got a flashy website, seems to have a lot of good business contacts

Thanks to the ridiculous promotion system then only have playoffs to play for really and their form is tragic, not a good sign but plenty time left i suppose.

Thats off 4 years ago, shes still playing in a regoinal league a few levels below us and seems to value celeb life over football based on what you can find. Sounds more football Joe wanting hits than anything real

Speaks volumes that a google name search yields zero football related stats and 100% photos, insta shite and articles on how hot she is

Stephenson with two last night and a big win for Shit Shields over Scunthorpe, faint hopes of a playoff place still given form/played more than most

Fucking Howe.....

Subtle self promotion there

Incidentally just followed my own advice, actually had zero clue it was David Weir. Mad how many average ex pros are getting these gigs ha

Faster just googling who Brighton got in while Ashworth was gardening with them

Should have just chucked his phone down the steps, or if especially petty report him like they did to the other knacka that records games

Steve Cooper would be an annoyingly good appointment so hopefully these knackas will go for Gerrard/Rooney type big name instead. Maybe they will go for Still again, Reims having a bad spell and hard games coming up so could be easier to convince than before

Didnt take long to get to: They’re a strange breed up there. Ask any of them if someone from Sunderland is a Geordie and you’ll get short shrift. Ask them if the man from the middle of County Durham who they chased out of the club after 4 games is a Geordie and they’ll all reply of course. Aye marra we are strange.....

Every time a clubs in trouble the itks say this. He's bought 26 clubs since us

The sky bullshit is already mental. It's possible to respect their side of the sport without ramming it at you. To be honest I occasionally watch games and keepers aside it's no worse than some lower league games