Joelinton7

Any reason why Schar and Burn have recently looked like they’ve never played together before?

Not Minteh, Trippier OG

He’s captain tugboat levels of slow. But he’s class at everything else so it’s fine.

Abra Skippier Mac and Cheese Terminator (if fit) Sherminator Smiley (not Daryl) Tony Cyborg leg (if fit) King William of Osula Castaway (if still alive/in one piece) Alan predication: hopefully we win

So… back to Bournemouth and we’ll have Kluivert and Semenyo, Huijsen, Zabarnyi and Kerkez? Fair?

Did well

I think my problem with comms is that they ooh and ahh over things Liverpool players do, but completely glance over it if a player from another team does exactly the same thing. The way they just expect that everybody listening feels the same way. There’s no balance whatsoever, it’s pathetic. It’s sickly. It’s teachers’ pet behaviour. It’s the way that if you told a top six fan about this they’d shrug their shoulders, completely in the dark about what you’re talking about. Their football supporting lives have been spent in the sky sports crèche, being spoonfed repeats of “their” teams’ trophy triumphs, slow montages of “their heroes” beaming and gurning, all set to hypnotising, soporific music. They’ve never known anything else. This is just the way of the world. It’s why Klopp/Arteta et all were/are so incredulous, petulant.. childish when they lose, because how dare another team be allowed to beat them. Anyway… fuck the lot of them. They’ll get their comeuppance eventually.

I’ve gone for white noise second half

Think I need a box of nausea pills after listening to comms. Just honestly shut the fk up you insufferable arse licking tw**s

Honestly Ruben, just leave. You don’t need this.

Step up Sir William Idemudia Daugaard of Osula

It never ends

It’s not just about rise in attendance. It’s about building a multi use venue from scratch for us to get max profits. People don’t want to hear it but it needs to be multi event. NFL, turn it into a race track, concerts. Anything else we can think of.

Eddie anticipates him to be fully fit for Liverpool

Eddie says he’s improving quickly and will be close for Liverpool game

Even though it was entirely based on their previous “leak”. Genius move from FH

I think it’s def a new stadium judging by all of the noises coming out of the Newcastle press pack over the last 6-12 months.

Love carrot and coriander. Gonna’ make some now since I’ve got a whole bag of carrots

He’s absolutely class and there shouldn’t be any knocking of him. He was left out to dry by an ultra conservative England manager in the summer, then had a delayed pre-season with us. Took him a while to get up to the speed of everybody else because of that but he did because he put the graft in because he’s a proper pro with a great head on his shoulders. He’s gonna’ get double figures again this season for goals and won’t be far off the same with assists. He walks into any clubs’ LW spot in the country. He loves it in Newcastle and basically told Liverpool and whoever else to get fkd in the summer. Let’s just be proud and happy that he plays for us.

FFS that’s the summer budget gone then

Limited menu at Chez Rat

Don’t mind that, even the back but it’s almost certainly a fake based off the footy headlines leak.