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Eddie says he’s improving quickly and will be close for Liverpool game

Even though it was entirely based on their previous “leak”. Genius move from FH

I think it’s def a new stadium judging by all of the noises coming out of the Newcastle press pack over the last 6-12 months.

Love carrot and coriander. Gonna’ make some now since I’ve got a whole bag of carrots

He’s absolutely class and there shouldn’t be any knocking of him. He was left out to dry by an ultra conservative England manager in the summer, then had a delayed pre-season with us. Took him a while to get up to the speed of everybody else because of that but he did because he put the graft in because he’s a proper pro with a great head on his shoulders. He’s gonna’ get double figures again this season for goals and won’t be far off the same with assists. He walks into any clubs’ LW spot in the country. He loves it in Newcastle and basically told Liverpool and whoever else to get fkd in the summer. Let’s just be proud and happy that he plays for us.

FFS that’s the summer budget gone then

Limited menu at Chez Rat

Don’t mind that, even the back but it’s almost certainly a fake based off the footy headlines leak.

We also control the North Sea like some kind of football Poseidon. Many Mackems now rest in Maggy Jones’ locker.

Positives are I think Dijk has shown he’s susceptible to Isak. Both him and Gordon always seem to score v these. Idk we’re still prob gonna’ lose. Abra Dubravka gonna’ reach out and grab ya Tino time Sonny and Burn Unit The best LB in the country 39 Man from Moretti Wilkokinho Memes Alex Ikea Bonza mate

Sky there just skimming over the highlights of one of the games of season. They’ll then wank themselves stupid over a 0-0 game of football chess and talk about it until Tuesday.

Feels like we lost that

Saw the guy in the u18-21’s a few times. He’s got so much more in his locker attacking wise. Just being cautious with him atm but over time Eddie will allow him to flourish.

A twinkle of the old Joe

Wonder if we just let them have the ball, sit in and try and break and take our chances knowing how good Gordy and Isak are at doing that. Can’t afford to push up too high too often and leave ourselves with lots of ground to cover on transition. Need to be clinical.

Miley masterclass incoming

2-1. Sandy off the bench for a last min Wimmer

No thanks

Unbelievable levels of delusion

Big Tone would be having none of that. Probably tell Rory Delap to lob balls at it for 24 hours straight

Excellent footwork and finish

Everton next as well will see them fully entrenched in bottom half hell

Idk I just want Botman forever

Guys I didn’t go too deep with the thinking on this. I just don’t want anymore Schar wild passes to oppo 20 yards from our own box